My pants were too big, and the belt loops were ridiculously placed. So I decided to bypass the loops entirely and I just wrapped the belt around my waist. Fast forward a few hours. Nature called, pants dropped, as one does, and then I pulled them up, completely forgetting about the rogue belt still hugging my ankles. I took a step forward, my feet tangled, to face-plant on the nasty bathroom floor. In reality, I caught myself on the counter but for comic effect...
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