(34) Trump's Cabinet | The Tim Dillon Show #417 - YouTube
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(01:32) very uh kind people here we do pay for it so I mean it's not super kind of course you know we are doing the right thing by them financially but um we are happy to be here we've been down I've been down in Florida for a few weeks in Palm Beach um just kind of hanging out um because it is a moment in history that I don't think we fully appreciate I don't think anybody fully appreciates what's happening it's is a you know and you don't have to like it to appreciate it that's the other thing
(02:05) you don't have to like it you might be terrified of it you might be scared of it you know I'm just saying to observe which is what I do I'm not people are like are you there to become part of the yeah that's what I'm there I'm the secretary of education now no I'm there to have dinner and have coffee and observe and hang out and chat and see what's going on I find it all very interesting it's fascinating and and so should you everybody whining and yelling and going this is the end of America but
(02:40) isn't that a thing at least shouldn't you be excited about that I mean think about it let's say it is I'm not saying it is I don't think it is but let's say it is the end of America it is at the very least interesting interesting to watch it happen I don't believe it is but for the people that believe it is and they're like we're tuning out wait wh why I understand they're depressed and I get it but if it is all the things that you think it is you got to you got to key in you gotta
(03:20) you gotta you got to appreciate what is happening Army Hammer is the Secretary of the Interior here and I don't know if I love that but I'm not questioning the things tulsey Gabbert is now the Director of National Intelligence find the message from a few years ago where toy Gabbert asked to get on my podcast and then respond to her right now go hi hi hun just saw this now just respond to tosy go hey hun sorry just saw this now love the book anyway I got a couple of names for her she's the Director of National
(04:08) Intelligence oh I got a couple of names and I'm not saying they're doing the wrong thing I'm just saying let's look into it I have a couple of names call me tulsy I've got a couple of names that's all couple of names but we should have had her on maybe what do you have it uh whoever whoever ran your your social media two years ago yeah wrote back there they said hi Tulsi this is blank I'm helping Tim with his social media I'll let him know now you reached out did did that person tell you tulsy reached out no and
(04:41) that person is on the list that's one of the names the person who was trying to build my social media which was fake like your friends that we hired who were fake they're all fake these social media people no one can make you famous by the way anyone spending money on people trying to make you famous ain't nobody going to make you famous going to steal your money that's all they're going to do I'm telling you right now they're going to steal your money all you kids out there with dreams of being famous
(05:08) you don't want to walk into Geico you don't want to process the accident report you don't want to I get it you want to live a different life you want to get you know I get it I know what you want to do I feel you I'm not judging you but just know that there's nobody out there that's going to make you famous is not going to happen they are vultures they are there to pick the off your bones before it's even rotted that is all they are there to do they don't understand the algorithm no one
(05:38) understands the algorithm that's the point of the algorithm by the way is that it keeps [ __ ] you up it keeps going left going right and there are people that claim to understand it's like religion these people go no no no no I speak for God donate to me give me the money I speak for the Lord you want to go to God you talk talk to me all of these people that are coming and and and telling you that they have this understanding of the algorithm that's going to uh elevate your content and make you famous that's
(06:14) not true the only thing that's going to make you famous is a compulsive desire to post content to a point where people they just get worn down by it they have to accept it you break them down it's the way if you want to be famous go read a book about how the the prisoners at Guantanamo Bay were tortured they would break them down they broke them down and that's what you're going to have to do to your audience you break them down to the point where they start to lose it and they accept you as
(06:50) some kind of Christlike Messiah figure because you've posted 10,000 videos of you eating sausage rolls in your car in a McDonald parking lot and they just can't stop watching people have to hate you now to love you the Costco guys are a perfect example of it it it the goal is to be cringe the goal is to have people vomit if you when you post something they should vomit they should question their life the Costco guys were on The Tonight Show it works but it the vultures and the and the people that claim to have knowledge of how that all
(07:32) happens is completely un nobody told the Costco guy that he was going to get famous going double chalk chocolate Cy nobody understands why any of it's happening it's all random so anybody that you are paying or you're giving a percentage of your money to who claims to be some sengali who claims to know who claims to be a a wise seer of truths nobody knows you got to hop two on that thing boom famous it's just what it is except what it is and I'm not I don't and I also don't hate the scam I got
(08:15) scammed fair and square I lost money fair and square there's nothing wrong with that I got beat there's nothing wrong with getting beat I got beat by some Persian Jews in Beverly Hills and by the way that's the way it should be that's the way it should be you should get beat by Persian Jews in Beverly Hills that's a good way to get beat my whole life I wanted to get beat like that finally I got beat at a at a high level in in the top zip code in the country 902 and0 I got beat I sat there like a fool and they
(08:50) said we know the secret and I go well I believe you and I got beat that's all it is there's nothing wrong with it it's all right you're not going to avoid it just know what's happening and try to limit who beats you and how so just there should be nothing more clear in this landscape of the internet that no one knows anything that should be the Golden Rule right now nobody knows anything it is a completely random circus that you may or may not plug into or be a part of but there is no expert
(09:29) that is going going to tell you how to be the rizzler that just doesn't happen you're either the rizzler or you're not now Army Hammer good friend of ours friend of the show friend of the show Army Hammer is um doing a podcast now with his mother you know Army Hammer obviously was a very successful actor and he's had some problems because you know people claimed he was a cannibal or might not have been a cannibal but he had a fetish he had a kink he his his def I think is that he was having a
(10:01) little fun telling women that he wanted to eat their heart and eat them or drink their blood fun kind of kinky it's what a guy like Army Hammer eventually gets into a guy that looks like Army Hammer sex isn't enough I think he's had enough sex he's a hot guy he was rich he was famous he's had enough sex there's nothing that whole like he's not standing at a bar going I wonder if any of these women will [ __ ] me that's over for him he's going will any of these women let me eat their kidney because
(10:34) that's what I need to come at this point in my life now his claim is that it's all fake that it's not true that it's a kink that he's doing it uh basically because it gets him off so we don't want to Kink shame him of course we are we take a stand against cannibalism on the show and always have except for very specific instances where Native culture indigenous cultures practice cannibalism because it's not my business and that's the New World by the way we're heading back to this isolationist 1900s foreign
(11:10) policy of like it's not I don't judge the cannibals on the in the island I can't pronounce the name of it doesn't matter but Army Hammer who's in our society who's playing by the rules of our society so now he's doing a podcast with his mother because he's trying to come back and can we play some of this because it is yeah he's trying to get heat so we got I root for him he wants this Army wants this and and and and let's say and you know Army's talking to these Persians
(11:46) too they're going we'll help you oh Army will help you it's okay what' you say you want to eat a woman's liver don't worry about we'll get you Army it's all the algorithm you got to get plugged into the you're a goodlook cannibal you're doing a podcast with your mother we got the brand deals we got the deals Army put it on the desk why don't you drink Celsius water drink gulps of Celsius water in between telling your mother you want to eat women let's see Army Hammer here for a
(12:17) while because I said I don't need a pastor I need a mom you're called to be an actor I'm called to be an evangelist and that is my calling I brought you into this world I'm responsible for your well-being and when I come in your apartment if you can call it that and there is a table with Hindu gods and meditation things and demonic pagan gods I struggle with that God gave me my two sons as a gift when you are the only family member out of all of Doug Mo's relatives that don't believe in the one
(12:56) true God and I know you will because here's the problem here's the problem with the internet this is already better than The Sopranos which was the greatest show that's ever made The Sopranos and my estimation is the greatest show that's ever made this podcast clip is already better than The Sopranos Army Hammer's mother is a Christian evangelist she's yelling at him for having Hindu pagan gods on the table of his apartment which she insults him for having an apartment that is small she
(13:26) may have missed the news where he lost his entire career and a lot of his money so Army Hammer's mother who's like looks like a you know the like a mega church Christian Pastor like somebody'd hop off at G5 and go to the church and get everybody revved up arming Hammer's mother is really struggling with her son living in a small shitty apartment and uh worshiping uh you know uh Ganesh the elephant I love Ganesh that's the elephant the Hindu elephant um and then there's Vishnu there's a lot of them I'm not to
(13:59) go through them but we don't have the time and I don't know any more of them I know Vishnu I know Ganesha I know Shiva I know a few I know a few now this woman here is is is hanging her son for I guess because he's converting or trying to appreciate Hindu this is La this is what happens you you you pretend to be gay in a movie you you pretend you pretend to eat Timothy shalom's ass you get busted for being a cannibal you deny it you say I'm not really a cannibal you lose your acting opportunities you lose your money
(14:37) you move into a small apartment and you start worshiping Hindu gods what did his mother think this was this is what you do that's actually the actual chart of what happened in his life and nothing makes more sense than that nothing M remember when Army Hammer was selling his car and he was sad about that he was sad he was selling his car he's like well I guess I'll take 10 grand for it the guy's got no money he's got to believe in something and he probably doesn't want to believe in the in the in
(15:08) the Christian thing because that was his mother and that led him down the road where he wanted to start drinking blood so he goes Let me Give the the Hindu now do the Hindus want him this is a fair question do Hindus want Army Hammer as their newest convert do they want him it I there's no way Hindu culture is interesting I I don't know much about it I I know there's I think there's isn't there that temple in Malibu that's really beautiful yeah the one on yeah that's beautiful do they
(15:41) have Services there uh yeah I think you can just go should we go should we take Army Hammer to that beautiful Hindu temple in malibo sure because I don't I don't know about the services I know that uh Christians and Jews and Muslims but I don't know about the Hindu Services um they're cond they condemn cannibalism and Hinduism too yeah now can we watch a little more of this podcast with Army Hammer and his mother Army there's a way back buddy and you're doing it you're doing the work
(16:22) the movies are dead anyway you're much more interesting as a cannibal with an Evangelical Christian mother than you were as just some hot rich guy now you may disagree with that you may want to go back to just being some hot Rich red carpet guy but I'm telling you right now this is a lot more fun for the rest of US Army the first years of your life were very fun for you now it's fun for us this is fun for the audience this is much more fun for the audience um now can we just watch this I don't think you
(16:54) understand how happy I am oh this one yeah yeah please let's watch I mean this is him solo here we go the look in his eyes of filming done the first day of filming I showed up on set i'm was so nervous set what do you mean z I think he's back working on some sort of like Indie smaller project oh interesting oh good it's a it's a return to graceart oh good let's watch do this what if I don't know what to do like all this stuff and then the minute Travis the director said action the first time I was like oh wait
(17:28) this is what I love this is what I love to do this is what I've done for most of my life I've said so many times to people that I've been talking to over the last week how grateful I am to just be here and be on set I'm by the way I root for Army Hammer I do I want him back he was a good actor he was I think he was acting to I don't think he's a real cannibal I don't think he has it in him personally no offense I think he was acting and going what what if I was a account I think actors their lives their
(18:01) inner lives are so dull and boring they are husks and if they don't keep getting um stimulation from outside of themselves they Retreat into this incredibly uh dull uh space where they need to invent things that are interesting and I think what he goes well what if I was a cannibal what if I interfaced with the world as a cannibal maybe I'm a cannibal no you're just kind of this boring guy in my estimation and he probably said some things to the ladies that didn't make them feel super great and they got
(18:39) upset now I don't know what else he's accused of but I don't think it was like the r word right uh no it was just u a lot of sort of like questionable conversations with women right right hey hey hey that's my living is questionable speech Let's watch a little bit of and the mother and then we'll get out of here but I I root for him I want him to come back and I think with the new Administration and the idea that cancel culture has gone too far I think people accept Army Hammer back I'm
(19:14) predicting I'm throwing it out there I'm I'm no Long Island medium or maybe I am but I'm just going to say I predict Army Hammer in this climate has an easier Time coming back yes I believe so I remember saying this guy's really creepy I remember the response being how dare you say that about a man of God like oh okay I can't say anything and it's just it just is getting weirder and weirder at one point he was on a family trip with us and sexually abused me in Grandma and Grandpa's house but again we're thinking
(19:51) oh my gosh you're going to my parents house with these godly people your youth pastor that's what I'm saying maybe God is not enough of a protection I know a lot of it is my failure as a mother because I did not protect you from a molester I take 100% well this is very heavy now now he's talking about being molested and she's saying I failed as a mother I didn't protect you as a molester um where and then Tom Arnold comments this is [ __ ] amazing powerful [ __ ] you are so good at podcast
(20:21) getting validation from your mom I'm jealous she is so cool and attractive Tom Tom Tom was that necessary that last two words Tom she was so cool and attractive heart Tom Tom they're talking about that he was molested by a youth pastor is this the time to Riz his mother and yes I say Riz because I'm 17 years old everyone after Trump's election everyone just got 20 more years you just set yourself you're now young again we're all teenagers again and it's all fun again we're all 17 years old so Tom
(20:57) Arnold is rising up up Army Hammer's mom as she learns about her son's molestation and you know what in Prior times I would think that's inappropriate now I'm thinking about it it's as good a time as any Tom it's as good a time as any to get in there and point out that this woman is put together she did do a good job I don't know how old she is but however old she is she did a great job let's talk about these cabinet appointments because I might be one of them I'm thinking I'm hearing I don't know this
(21:30) is being a bandied about I might come on board here I'm going right now my main goal is to get uh is to help RFK get a warning label on the uncrustable because it is kind of one of those things you just put in your mouth and then you can't stop you don't know what's going on one of the only good things about Joker 2 by the way which is now the biggest news story in the world that I told the truth but now we're in an era of Truth telling um it was endless Uncrustables both the grape and the
(22:05) strawberry um but RFK now is Secretary of Health and Human Services so he is out there and they the FDA and the CDC now fall under his control and so here are the here are the people that we know Secretary of State Marco Rubio attorney general Matt Gates Now Matt Gates might not get confirmed because there are issues with Matt Gates uh they're saying he hooked up with a minor the 17-year-old that he might have human trafficked but here's my thing folks let's be very honest right now if we're going to say that human
(22:43) trafficking is just a nonstarter we're got to kick everybody out everybody's leaving Washington and by the way he tra there it's only one person he trafficked folks this is not the time to be approved this guy trafficed maybe one may maybe one person and by the way trafficking one per that's not like an operation that's like something that can happen easily do you ever drive through the different states and then they go welcome to like welcome to Connecticut you're like [ __ ] I'm in connectic you didn't even know
(23:23) you're in kadet you just trafficked a minor you didn't realize it you don't know it this is easy to oh you're in Washington now you're in Virginia now you're in Washington it happens very quickly very quickly you're in and out of these states you may have just trafficked a minor you were having sex and doing drugs with and I'm not for it it's not good it's not good if it happened the Biden era justice department didn't bring a case against him which is odd there is an Ethics
(23:49) panel investigation coming out that's probably not ideal but here's what we're saying the minor and the drugs not great but the trafficking is easy to do I have driven to Connecticut for soup it is very easy to cross state lines that's all I'm saying yes the minor and the drugs is not ideal I've said that now seven times my point is the trafficking in all right let's move on to Pete hegseth who is on Fox News and the defense department is shocked because he was at uh he was on a a morning not the
(24:26) morning show what was he on the what was he on wasn't it Fox and Friends maybe Fox and Friends he was on the morning show and people don't like that he is maybe the defense secretary um because he doesn't I mean he he served in Iraq and Afghanistan he was a uh National Guard guy he went to Harvard went to Princeton smart got some tats he's into the Crusader stuff he's into maybe a little nights of Malta he might be a little bit of a radical Fox and Friends yeah Fox and Friends wow but this whole thing supposed to be
(25:16) anti-war right that's what we're doing so who cares who the secretary we're not going to war that's the whole point so you could pick him you could pick my friend Greg Gutfeld it doesn't matter we're not going to war you could put cat Tim in there we're not going to war supposedly so it doesn't really matter who's the Secretary of Defense Trump is the anti-war candidate we're not going to war I don't know if he'll get confirmed he might people get worried because he's got the Crusader crosses on
(25:47) the thing something's got to keep you getting up in the morning and I don't know much about him uh but a lot of these highend military guys believe that it's their job to run around the world and make everybody Christian but not doing that so whether he believes that or not we're not doing it right no Ian we're not going who's next Christy gnome now this woman uh killed her dog right she shot it in a head or something in North Dakota oh yeah yeah yeah she shot her dog in a head I think you should be able to kill
(26:19) your animal but I think she killed did she kill it because it was suffering is it like the scene in Yellowstone where he breaks the neck of the I hope that's it puppy killing Scandal Cricket yeah um gnome was using cricet 14 months old as a hunting dog but when cricet got loose attacked the neighbor's chickens and nipped at gnome she retrieved him and she decided to take him to a gravel pit and shoot him dead I hated that dog she wrote who she also used the same occasion to shoot a goat that she also didn't
(26:55) like the goat lay there wounded in suffering while she walked back to her truck to reload her gun and return to finish it off what is she the secet what is she Secretary of now Homeland Security well you know here's the thing folks you know you want SEC you mean listen if she's willing to do that and by the way if I'm going to put a positive spin on these can someone give me money I'm sitting here again with no money not a dollar Putin I defend him for two years Tim P's got a new Bey I have nothing I can't afford anything I'm
(27:31) here in Palm Beach no maralago meetings nothing okay I I'm I'm uh eating out of a I I went to Bobby and Cheryl I they order takeout at we're eating out a cardboard in in Dr Roz's house which is fine God bless them we wish them well but I if I'm going to put a positive spin on some of these cabinet appointments can I at least get something so Christy gnome who likes to shoot the puppies in the head here's what's good about that follow me Homeland Security is about securing the Homeland now that woman felt that
(28:04) that puppy and that goat were threatening her Homeland I like the idea that she said you can't attack the neighbor's chickens I like that idea I think it's a good idea because it it's one thing if it attacked her chickens and she got rid of it she's protecting her neighbor's chickens and that's what the homeland security director kind of does right that's really what it does is you protect the chickens you can now win a up to 100 times your money on prize picks with as little as four correct picks prize picks
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(31:47) hate Trump we all know that they don't like Trump they don't want a president to conduct their own foreign policy they want to manipulate presidents this is what they do John Brennan was incredibly close with Barack Obama uh that faction of the CIA is still alive and well even and here's the thing with CIA agents they never leave the CIA it's like the mafia they're still in raos talking [ __ ] now do they have the power they used to maybe they do maybe they don't they think they do we don't know nobody
(32:16) leaves the CIA you're never not a spook we all think that uh assassination attempt was uh was sus again I'm using all the new lingo the kids do because I'm genuinely I'm genuinely 19 years old right now now John Ratliff is Trump is called him a warrior for truth and honesty well that's good Ratliff was also declared as a nation's top spy in May 2020 eight months before Trump left over so this guy he's this is a qualified guy the CIA is like a a it's it's got its tentacles into all all different
(32:58) types of Industries and I'm not saying that in a paranoid way I'm saying that it is a well-known and established fact that the intelligence community in America uh is incredibly powerful and it just has been forever since Alan dullas you know set it up since the OSS became the CIA um the FBI is very powerful the CIA is powerful and the NSA is listening to this podcast right now and hopefully enjoying it but all of these uh this labor of intelligence agencies there's different factions in all of them there
(33:32) are people that are prot Trump there are people that are anti-trump there's people that think we need more interventionism in the world there's people that think we need Less interventionism in the world but the overwhelming um the overwhelming majority of Intel people at the higher level seem to not like Donald Trump and they're certainly not rejoicing at the fact that he got elected again people like James Clapper John and all these guys and and we've talked about it on the show before they are Obama appointees they have a certain
(34:06) world view they are Clinton people they're Obama people they do not like Donald Trump now how far are they willing to go we don't know we don't know we don't know what we are saying is that's going to be a sticky situation perhaps an intelligence War if Trump gets elected are they going to go purge the people people in intelligence who now the people in intelligence are going to lie they're going to go we love you and they're going to put the Maga hat on but we know that they might not
(34:36) necessarily love the agenda and you don't have to love the agenda but are they actively working against the president are they actively working against his administration these people are all very good at what they do which is Skull duggery treachery it's what gets them off it's fun if Army Hammer wasn't doing his that's the other option you're either a highlevel actor you go to the CIA that's really it you are a highlevel actor or you go to the CIA meaning like you you you just somebody gives you
(35:11) a role to play you either doing it on Netflix or you're doing it uh you know in Moscow or something so that's going to be interesting another director of intelligence tulsey gabard who I did not have on my podcast and I am I am now going to pay for that probably give me six months let me get in shape in six put me in there for six put me in the hole put me in the hole for six no I'm kidding I'm going to respond and go sorry just saw this hun she's the Director of National Intelligence now
(35:44) hun sorry just saw this Madame director I'll respond like that let me respond like that Madame director Madame Madam Madame director it is uh Tim Dylan and I am so sorry I just saw this message to about promoting your book which I find very fascinating about uh the well when she's into the Hawaii right that's her whole thing Aloha the concept of Aloha she said Aloha Tim in the message to you she said Aloha Tim well I like that what is that Aloha because it can mean anything right it's Hello Goodbye peace
(36:17) Shalom the whole thing but I like her because she's not into these wars you know Lee zeldon this freak he ran against Kathy hotell and lost but I'm sure he's a good person I don't know anything about him Lee Elden a former congressman from Long Island let me tell you right now folks I have always said that Long Island New York produces the most capable competent honest and honorable people um he voted against clean water legislation at least a dozen times and clean air legislation at least half a dozen times well how about this
(36:58) can we say this he's likes air More Than Water by a considerable margin about 50% um but a lot of these these legislations they they say it's for clean water but then you know what I mean is it really is it really clean water there's a lot of stuff going on truly it's easy to say you voted against the Clean Air Act but what is that act like that's the whole thing you'd have to dig into that because here's the deal all of the stuff that they're offloading on on people for the you know when they took about the
(37:37) green New Deal they took about environmentalism a lot of the the burden for that is shouldered by lower middle class people congestion pricing hits people that take Ubers to work that have no money um raising the price of gas hurts middle class people we don't see see Millionaires and billionaires making huge sacrifices for the planet if we did it might be easier to get more people on board with the idea that we should have a cleaner more energy efficient Society but we see a lot of that burden being shouldered noticeably by lower and
(38:16) middle inome people and I think that that's the problem with a lot of this environmental stuff that they do which I don't I'm not against by the way I I I want you know here's a great thing about RFK he he was an environment for the his whole life and he said I went to people I didn't use the word global warming because it was politically reactive he said I went to Hunters I went to fishermen and I said do you want clean rivers do you want clean forests do you want healthy animal populations and they
(38:42) all said yes so he was able to Pivot the conversation away from just hey here's this politically divisive issue we can fight about he was able to he was able to reframe it as hey here are things we should all care about and that affect you in your daily life you know so Lee zeldon we got to get to not Lee and what's Lee up to what's what are they doing with him EPA EPA Environmental Protection Agency well you know where he stands we can't get too nuts with protecting the environment we have to
(39:18) ride the line I'm telling you I know that that sounds crazy but if you're going to protect the environment at the expense of people's lives and lot it'll never work worrying about the environment there's a luxury to that and I know that people getting mad at me now and they think it's ridiculous that I'm even saying this but there's a luxury to being able to worry about the if you do not have food if your kids do not have clothes if you cannot afford things if you are out of work or if you are
(39:51) working multiple jobs and you can barely you barely have the time to try to be a parent to your children your first thought is not the environment it's true so the material considerations of people's lives are incredibly important and it doesn't you know it doesn't mean that it obviously it's worthwhile to protect the environment and I but you have to sell it everything in America has to be sold we just talked about this on the patreon with Ray you got to sell to people you got to sell them the car
(40:20) you can't just go look it's a car you need a car there's a lot of things for people to care about okay you got to sell them the idea that the environment matters to them sell it to them this idea that you don't have to sell things to people anymore and that you're just going to sit there like a a member of the Brahman class a priest and people are going to come to you and ask to be absolved for their sins which is what the modern democratic party is it's become this thing where you're supposed
(40:47) to get absolved for your sins I'm sorry I didn't care about the people I'm sorry I didn't care about the environment absolve me tell me what to do the holy water anoint me and then send me into the tell me what to do I'll vote for whoever um Alise stepanick who Trump once said was dressed like a couch which I thought was very funny he said that to someone she is going to work at the UN and now let's even let's not lose too much time with her because we want to get to RFK who I am excited about we
(41:17) should be excited about him you all should be this guy is going to try this is his passion he wants he wants to make you healthier I don't know if it's going to work I don't know I'm unaware he I think it's going to be harder for him to make to clean out these Health agencies than it's I think it'll be harder for him to do that than it will be with the CIA I think Nestle is more powerful than the CIA I believe that I believe these corporations are so deeply entrenched that whatever he's going to
(42:10) do is going to be very difficult because I think he's going to come out swinging and I've been very clear about my want and desire for him to ban things ban the McGriddle ban don't give you had the McMuffin you had the biscuit then you go let's put it on two two little hot cakes where they have exploding syrup pellets in them so when you eat them the syrup you we can't do it you got to ban stuff ban the brown sugar oatmeal no one's buying the regular oatmeal if the brown sugar is there ban the variety pack that has
(42:52) apples and cinnamon brown sugar and then the peaches and cream RFK said you're either giving KFC or Big Max that's when you're lucky and the rest of the stuff I kind of consider I kind of consider inedible but Trump runs on this stuff and he does well with it RFK better not try to take the Big Mac out of Trump's hand he'll be out of there he will be out of there but I'm telling you right now RFK is going to have to ban get into the school lunches and and start really working and changing the habits of the children
(43:39) young obesity map reveals States RFK Jr might Target Target first they got a fat map here and he's coming do you understand this get the fat map up what are our fattest States Louisiana Arkansas Alabama Mississippi Oklahoma West Virginia Iowa RFK is going to go on a tour of our fattest States and he's going to go on a tour and he's going to tell people it's enough it's over it's over he's gonna take it there should be a press photo of him taking something out of someone's hand
(44:25) just a 400 lb woman standing there in Alabama and he takes a biscuit right out of her hand and the and the headline is it's over it's over now he's got to get tough we cannot I'm telling you he h it's you want to talk about a dictatorship the one area that we really need fascism in this country is food shut it down Taco Bell closes at 11 now how about that fascism food we need it me and Ray used to drive through Taco Bell at 145 and get the Baja Chicken gordita bring it back cowards we would
(45:19) get I would get a a Mexican pizza I would get a little and then I would get a che a supreme cheese pizza with the sauce and I would dunk it in the tomato sauce and eat the cheese pizza and then after that you would eat the Baja gordita which was kind of zesty and spicy andol shut it down and I would do this at 2 am.
(45:45) you have to shut it down if this man does not do that we are doomed he has to stop it shame the people shame me don't give me the option don't give my friends the op don't give any American the option at two o'clock in the morning we've got to get used to less Freedom with this I'm telling you you might not like this you might be going well this isn't really where Tim Dylan usually I'm telling you right now if he does not get in he's got to go into Jimmy Dean with the military and go you can't feed these little Maple sausage
(46:21) biscuits to people in the mornings they're dying your killing people got to say that to Jimmy Dean you're killing people with your little breakfast sandwiches and your little Frozen there's a whole genre now of people on the internet who are killing and poisoning their own children in front of you they take processed food they buy it like Costco or BJs and then they make it in front of you on that black stone they have all these animals have black Stones now they're all that's for a [ __ ] Diner you're not supposed
(46:57) to have that where you make hash browns with the thing people are buying commercial food they're going to restaurant supply stores they're buying commercial food and then in their houses they're cooking it like they a short order cook at the diner they're cracking n 19 eggs they got the hash browns going you see this on Instagram they're chopping it up they think they're Benny Hana they they they have they have they make pan pakes they have a pancake batter in like a squeezy bottle and they make like 40 Pancakes on
(47:33) the Blackstone and then all of their obese children crawl out of like a tub a pit and then they feed them and then they feed these little pigs they crawl out of this pit and all the comments are stop doing why are you doing this why don't you give your children better food and it's a fat woman who's like you don't like when I feed my kids [ __ ] you that's the this is the whole dynamic of the internet now people go eat at gas stations and and then they're like there's this British guy like I'm at a
(48:07) gas station so I stopped in I stopped in tando I went to Gregs and I got a corn beef pasty can we play a little Corey's world please play a little Cory's World charlian charlian Cory's World on Tik Tock get Army Hammer out of here is hot we're not we're not we've moved on we're in another segment Cory's World on Tic Tac now I don't begrudge him these people are getting paid to eat had I known I could have done this years ago this is not him on Tik Tock Corey's World he's British
(48:43) and he's got four friends and they're all behemoths and they go to different gas stations and and and grocery stores in Britain and they eat the food and then they put it on Tik tock and they're earning money doing this there it is play chippy tea play chippy tea chiy tea my name's Corey and my tea of choice tonight is AOL and I got fish and chips and curry sauce I'm Charlie an and I've got gra sa a large Sai and batter and a broken risto stunning stunning hi I'm Becky Jones and I got a
(49:28) risle some mushy peas a battered sausage a potato Fritter and some chips and Cy on top I did try a a Sav I did try a saval wasn't that fussed on it but I'm excited to talk in my name's Leah and I've got two saval cuz Becky didn't like AWI so thanks for that I love a saalo Cheesy chips and I've got a curry sauce all right get this out of here here's my point about all of this okay these people are famous remember when we thought it was all kind of silly that like reality stars got famous after they
(50:11) had been on like Survivor okay we're all like or the Real Housewives okay people are now famous because they're eating they're sticking their finger in a jar of mayonnaise and licking it off and people who they are now and they they have F which Fame is a very destabilizing thing by the way if you're famous on any level for any reason it's it's weird can you imagine how weird it is to be famous for eating gas station sandwiches are you the god it that just doesn't stop eating yeah
(50:43) that's me so you're the guy that eats beans every day yeah that's me that's not this is destabilizing to people it's weird I'll be in LA and they'll point to some table and they go that that guy's Super Famous and I go why and they go he's the biggest travel whatever in the world he like dives into waterfalls or whatever [ __ ] thing that people watch right who cares and I go okay fine whatever and then you'll look up the content and it's some of it's interesting like oh this guy's traveling
(51:20) all over the world and him and his chick are hot and they you know again look we're in the males do you know what you have to explain now to people that guy is the guy who him and his wife eat at the gas station every day and they put up videos of themselves choking down egg salad at the gas station that's why they're famous who is that do we know them are they on a show no have you ever seen the video where the guy drinks gravy that's him and his wife do that so RFK has to come in here and really get
(51:59) serious quickly we have crossed the line here Secretary of the Interior Doug beram billionaire North Dakota fond boring he'll do great next guy Doug Collins Veteran's Affairs fine fine who even cares it's fine Susie Wilds Chief of Staff JD Vans James Blair Taylor bovich Steven Miller Dan cavino VC ramas swam Elon Musk government efficiency or Doge the department of government efficiency Howard lutnick and Linda McMahon will be the transition officials Linda McMahon whose husband Vince McMahon of course is the uh the
(52:43) proprietor of the World Wrestling you know and he's had his issues of course recently right right hasn't he had his issues with the wasn't he accused of human trafficking this is the problem folks are we all not in some way trafficking humans by the way that's if I'm Diddy's lawyer it's the first thing I say I go aren't we all because people are so stupid now this is the thing you always wonder you're like there's less jobs for lawyers now but you are this is the dumbest the population's ever been so it
(53:14) is kind of an interesting happy medium can you get Diddy off maybe you know what I mean like people have never been stupider and their attention spans have never been shorter so you wonder what you could get away with and I'm not blaming Linda McMahon for her husband's whatever and I don't even know what he did I watched that documentary it came out the same day as my show this is your country on Netflix and it helped bury my show because everybody wanted to see that uh here yeah and is this from
(53:50) something in May 2020 Grant McMahon and a personal friend of McMahon engaged in a thre and at one point McMahon alleged L defecated upon Grant McMahon temporarily retired to the restroom to clean himself at which point the threes him continued for an hour and a half with Grant still covered in McMahon's feces well does it mean that his wife's not going to be good with the transition cuz he [ __ ] on it cuz he [ __ ] on a guy that threes him isn't that what about ISM I don't know what what I don't
(54:37) know it's easy to [ __ ] yourself right that's not hard I could see [ __ ] yourself in a threesome and I think and by the way this is a political show but I could see [ __ ] yourself in a thre and then also it's a sign of respect for the person not to remove your [ __ ] right yeah because that's what it really was MH it continued for an hour and a half with Grant still covered in McMahon's feces that's interesting that's interesting well I guess once you get a rhythm going I don't want to you know who knows
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(58:01) Democrat it doesn't matter she's fine put her in what would you make her anything really I mean here's the thing about Lori Lightfoot whatever you put her near she's a criminal like everyone else that works in any position of power in this country so Lori Lightfoot will just do what Lori lighfoot does which is pursue her own personal interest at the expense of others you know one of the greatest things I ever did was when I um take apart the the Lori Lightfoot limo Scandal where she you know ratted on a limo company
(58:38) that um supposedly wronged her and then the limo company came back with receipts about how she was a complete liar and usually companies rarely do that usually when you complain about a company I think she yeled this usually they respond to go hey we're sorry you had that experience why don't you call us and we'll go over it sorry they had the receipts and they came for her and they go you're lying about everything you said it was a classic episode but it's good to see her it's good to
(59:08) see her that she's doing well I'd love to see her get involved I'd love to see her in Washington get involved gen Z spends more time at home now they are the generation that is less likely to go out they are enjoying hanging out I forget what they call them I think they called them the genz is the homebody generation according to balti magazine Zoomers prefer staying at home for jenz ear who turned 21 during the pandemic shutdown staying home became the default social mode as those young adults enter their
(59:49) mid 20s and age when prior Generations would have been fully in their Club goinging era they're Reckoning with the pandemics last effect on their attitudes towards bars and bars are changing to me well here's there's two things happening okay there's two things happen number one most of these people have seen their friends go out for years drinking drugging and having random sex with people and those friends aren't much happier and they're not in a better financial position and this is
(1:00:26) where we are turning more to conservatism now because we're not a country designed for balance and for a long time the ethos was go out and have fun party life is about having tons of random sex and drinking drugging go to Austin eat the Burger on the dut the bun is a donut go eat tacos drunk go walk around in your sandals in Austin and get drunk you're not a [ __ ] you're having a good time and then you know or some some some college frat bro don't stop drinking just try to like [ __ ] chicks and get
(1:01:08) [ __ ] up go out with your bro like that culture of just debauchery people are looking at it now and going but to what end then what happens then I'm in my 30s I'm single I've got no money saved I have no career I'm living in a city that I can't afford I'm hanging out with people that you know so jenz is realizing some of this and they're and they're going if I just maybe plan my life differently I might have a better shot I don't think this is a bad thing I know the bone appetite and all these people
(1:01:52) are like they're becoming antisocial maybe that's the case maybe they're there is some need for people to go out to bars and go out and and and see people and have friends we get it however thinking strategically about your life at a young age is probably not the worst thing the 2000s the early ODS the Millennials people drifting around not really developing meaningful skills you know being someone's assistant trying to get some creative adjacent job believing that you're going to work at a
(1:02:36) fashion magazine like any number of films thinking that you're going to live this Emily and Paris crap where you think you're not going to Paris and you're not going to be have a cute cultural moment so here's the reality those kids sitting in their houses might be smarter than us all they might get it they might go why am I going to a club spending my money getting drunk going out when I should be strategically thinking about my life I mean that could be what's happening it's not you know there's
(1:03:22) negatives to that as well you don't want to be a hermit you don't want to be like getting radicalized online and becoming crazy you don't want to you know spend all your time in front of a computer screen you want to go out and live there's other ways to go out and live you don't have to be at the club every night there was this whole when I grew up the whole point of life is to go to a bar in a club I was obsessed with this barble K this dump by the wo train station and I was obsessed with it because you they
(1:03:49) they they would turn your fake IDs they they'd throw them right back to you or they'd keep them and they wouldn't let you in okay and you go [ __ ] I want to get into mes and and and then finally you either got a good fake or you were you were allowed into mes and it's just people in their 30s singing journey and being pigs and that's all it is that's all it ever is and yes you go to better clubs they hotter people and they're whatever pumping their fist to Drake but it it's the same thing and yes you
(1:04:21) should have some fun nights in your life you should have some fun nights in your life but you know how many threesoms where people are defecating on you do you need before you start thinking about you got to pay these bills I mean I'm just saying that this is like presented that it's like a big problem and they're like why aren't people going out and getting drunk why aren't they drinking and getting hammered this is what they're supposed to do they're supposed to drink and saddle themselves with a lot of debt
(1:05:01) and then work jobs they hate forever to pay off the dead because they spent a decade of their life getting I'm a junkie I spent a long time getting [ __ ] up I spent an entire era of my life drinking and using drugs and I have spun that into gold you are not going to do that that's not going to happen for you I'm telling you it's me there's a few people that did it it's me some people in the music business and that guy who made up what is that a million little pieces the thing with Oprah he
(1:05:35) made the whole thing up oh the James Frey James fry he made it all up there's only a few of us working this there's only a few of us with our [ __ ] on this corner we're working this corner like it's hard to spend I was 34 I was a tour guy was broke okay and from 13 to 25 I spent that entire time drinking using drugs destroying my credit going bankrupt don't do it I don't advise it okay you know am I now potentially in the conversation with the under Secretary of Defense sure yes that's
(1:06:14) interesting it's interesting but I'm just telling you you should think more strategically about your life next week I'll be back in New York I've spent some time here in Florida I wish everyone well go back to that one I just want to read that headline influencers drown hold on oh yeah let me just read that headline influencers drowned because they wanted to show bikinis instead of wear life jackets this is true this happened in Brazil yes yeah don't if you don't know how to swim in the ocean man Palm Beach people are
(1:06:46) drowning with these rip tides you got to focus and I am not going to save you and I'm a good swimmer but I am not if I see you drowning I am not going to save you if you are not Linda McMahon if you are not Linda McMahon I am not running in that ocean not for you timan comedy.com we are in Connecticut at uh what's that little dump I do there it's play it's a playhouse the what is it the theater it's nice I don't mean dump I mean it's nice play Ridgefield Ridgefield Playhouse it's nice they they Carnegie
(1:07:29) Hall at Ridgefield they call it's a school it's a little School Oxnard God help us Levity Live please we're announcing a big Canada swing is it up yet no no OB in Omaha OB in Orlando Canada we've got Calgary Edmonton Vancouver something else that's coming Winnipeg Winnipeg that's going to be announced really soon we've got some uh Portland and we've got some Seattle we've got some things happening and we might try to do something with Connecticut we might throw in a Vermont
(1:08:09) we don't know a one nighter somewhere I don't know uh Tim Dillan comedy.com patreon.com the Tim Dillan show a lot of great content on there right now lot of stuff that we just uploaded from Palm Beach kind of reactions to what's happening right now get excited about it folks it's going to be okay and even if it's not it will we're an incredibly tough strong country and what's good about that is that every four years there's an election and every four years everybody gets very upset for a period of days or
(1:08:51) weeks and you just have to move on and embrace a new paradigm where you're going to be healthier happier and wealthier because Robert F Kennedy Jr is going to we don't need Crispy Cream we don't need it we don't need it here's the other problem though is it bad for the economy if people get healthier probably right there's no way how are we going to have an economy if people get like healthy and we stop going to war this is the real question someone's got to answer this question if we stop killing ourselves and each other
(1:09:45) what is left here that's the real that's kind of the real worry if we are not poisoning each other and killing everyone all over the place what are we doing we ain't making art we ain't doing that so I hope I don't want to poison each other and I don't want to kill everyone around the world I want to move to a new thing but musk and these guys might be right we might have to get rid of humanity and all become robots and terraform another planet and if that scares you then [ __ ] you if you're scared to become a robot
(1:10:24) and terraform another planet or have have your Consciousness up I don't want to talk to any of you don't limit me with your fear don't limit me with your fear of more of the same old same old same old I should have responded and put Tulsa Gabbert on the show huh wasn't but you never know you never know it wouldn't have been great right she's not going to be great for the hour maybe we'll have you now we'll have you now Aloha that's the thing and here's what she has to understand this is what
(1:11:10) everybody has to understand the career you're hot and you're not I've had moments in my career I could not get arrested for it I mean people wouldn't give a [ __ ] I couldn't get a meeting then I've had moments where then you get hot so sometimes you're hot sometimes you're not back then she is not hot now she's hot don't take it out on me come in here and enjoy it that's all I got names I have names for her of the people that need to be watched that's my I'm going to be giving
(1:11:43) and I don't want this to make anyone nervous I'm going to be giving names to the members of the new government of certain Executives in the entertainment business that I feel personally need to be watched because I don't know how on board they are with America not threatening anyone I'm not threatening anyone I'm not threatening anyone what I'm saying is several Executives that I've personally had meetings with I feel aren't on board with America and in fact are working against the interests of
(1:12:22) America now maybe I'm wrong about that and those Executives want to have another meeting with me and clarify what I think is going on I might not give their name to someone in Palm Beach do you see this is the new reality do you understand this okay maybe people don't like it but this is a new so if you want to call me in and say Hey or mistake I'll take out my little pad and I erase your name and I go my mistake we all make mistakes good night
