Here is an extensively detailed outline, grouped by subject, concepts, and ideas, including timestamps, with a focus on precision and thoroughness.
I. Introduction: The "Banned" Creation Story (0:00-0:29)
A. The Conventional View of Satan: The deceiver, the ultimate evil in the Bible.
B. The Gnostic Challenge: Ancient texts present a radical alternative where Satan might be the creator of the Earth.
C. The Demiurge: (0:29-1:00) A flawed, lesser being in Gnostic texts, equated with Satan, responsible for creating the imperfect material world.
II. Reinterpreting Biblical Passages (1:00-2:36)
A. Genesis 1:1 Reexamined: (1:00-1:31) The traditional "God" in Genesis could be the Demiurge/Satan in disguise.
B. Satan's Claims in Job and Luke: (1:31-2:04)
Job 1:7: Satan roams the Earth.
Luke 4:6: Satan claims ownership of the world's kingdoms.
C. Satan's Potential Role: (2:04-2:36)
Clues suggest a more significant role for Satan in the world's creation and design.
The Earth's imperfections (suffering, hardship) could be intentional.
Satan's rebellion might be about exposing the flawed creation, not defying God.
III. The Suppression of Alternative Narratives (2:36-5:06)
A. The Church's Control: (2:36-3:04)
Early Church prioritized maintaining authority and controlling the narrative.
Selection of ideas to include or exclude from the official doctrine.
B. Councils and Heresy: (3:04-3:34)
Councils of Nicea and Chalcedon defined orthodoxy and condemned dissenting beliefs as heresy.
Gnostic texts, with their alternative creation stories, were deemed dangerous and suppressed.
C. The Gnostic Threat: (3:34-4:04)
Gnostic cosmologies challenged the Old Testament God and gave Satan a central role in creation.
This challenged the Church's authority and control over the narrative.
D. Erasing the Alternatives: (4:04-4:35)
Banned texts, heretical labels, and efforts to erase Gnostic ideas from history.
Control over the creation story ensured control over people's understanding of their place and the power structure.
E. The Intertwining of Power: (4:35-5:06)
Religious and political power were intertwined.
Alternative creation stories threatened the Church's authority and control.
The official version (one God, one story, one truth) maintained order.
IV. Gnosticism: A Different Worldview (5:06-8:12)
A. The Gnostic Perspective: (5:06-5:36)
A movement with the potential to revolutionize understanding of the universe, creation, and God.
Rejection of the mainstream view of a good world created by a loving God.
B. The World as a Trap: (5:36-6:07)
Gnostics saw the world's suffering and imperfections as evidence against a perfect Creator.
The physical world was a prison, a trap for souls.
C. The True God vs. the Demiurge: (6:07-6:40)
Belief in a higher, unknowable God of pure light and goodness.
The creator of the material world was a flawed lesser being, the Demiurge, often identified with the Old Testament God.
D. Satan's Role: (6:40-7:13)
Satan (or a similar entity) assisted the Demiurge in keeping humanity trapped in ignorance.
Gnostic texts (e.g., Apocryphon of John) depict the Demiurge as arrogant, ignorant, and malevolent.
E. Gnosis as Liberation: (7:13-7:43)
Secret knowledge (gnosis) offered freedom from the physical world and its deceptions.
Understanding divine origins and breaking free from suffering and death.
F. A Threat to the Church: (7:43-8:12)
Gnosticism challenged the legitimacy of the physical world and the Creator, undermining the Church's foundation.
Gnostic ideas persisted underground, kept alive in secret communities and hidden texts (e.g., Nag Hammadi Library).
V. Lucifer: The Lightbringer (8:12-11:16)
A. The Misunderstood Figure: (8:12-8:42)
Lucifer's name means "lightbringer" or "morning star," not inherently evil.
The association with Satan developed later in Christian interpretations.
B. The Fall from Grace: (8:42-9:15)
Isaiah 14:12 describes the fall of a morning star, interpreted by early Christians as Satan's fall.
C. Lucifer's Motivation: (9:15-9:47)
Early interpretations saw Lucifer as a tragic figure seeking enlightenment, not driven by pure malice.
His rebellion challenged God's plan, believing in a better way.
D. Lucifer as Liberator: (9:47-10:17)
A bringer of knowledge, challenging authority and seeking to free humanity from ignorance.
E. Gnostic Connections: (10:17-10:46)
Gnostics saw Lucifer as a liberator, offering knowledge like the serpent in Eden.
F. Challenging the Narrative: (10:46-11:16)
Ancient texts (Book of Enoch, Dead Sea Scrolls) blur the lines between good and evil, rebellion and enlightenment.
Rebellious angels, including Lucifer, may have defied God for reasons they believed were right.
VI. The War in Heaven: Creation from Chaos (11:16-14:56)
A. Cosmic Conflict: (11:16-11:46)
The war in heaven represents a battle for control over the cosmos, a common theme in ancient mythologies.
B. Creation's Violent Origins: (11:46-12:20)
Ancient myths (e.g., Enuma Elish) depict creation arising from conflict and chaos.
The Bible borrows these themes, suggesting creation emerged from a struggle.
C. Satan's Rebellion as Chaos: (12:20-12:50)
Revelation 12 portrays Satan's rebellion as a force of chaos opposing the newly forming order of creation.
D. Chaos in Genesis: (12:50-13:20)
Genesis 1:2 hints at initial chaos ("formless and empty," "darkness").
The "deep" may refer to Tehom, a chaotic abyss, linking to the Tiamat myth.
E. Satan's Role in Creation: (13:20-13:53)
Satan's rebellion could be an attempt to prevent creation or to reshape it according to his own vision.
F. Angels Shaping the World: (13:53-14:25)
Texts like the Second Book of Enoch suggest rebellious angels were involved in shaping the material world.
G. The Earth as a Battleground: (14:25-14:56)
Creation born from chaos and rebellion implies an ongoing tension between chaos and order on Earth.
Satan's influence may be embedded in the material world's fabric.
VII. The Serpent in Eden: Knowledge and Liberation (14:56-18:12)
A. The Traditional View: (14:56-15:30)
The serpent tempts Eve, leading to sin entering the world.
Often equated with Satan, but this connection is not explicit in Genesis.
. The Serpent in Eden: Knowledge and Liberation (14:56-18:12)
A. The Traditional View: (14:56-15:30)
The serpent tempts Eve, leading to sin entering the world.
Often equated with Satan, but this connection is not explicit in Genesis.
B. The Serpent as Liberator: (15:30-16:35)
Some interpretations see the serpent as a figure of liberation, offering knowledge and awareness.
The serpent's knowledge of good and evil challenges the idea of blind obedience to God.
The Gnostic perspective sees the serpent as an ally who frees Adam and Eve from ignorance.
C. The Gnostic Perspective: (16:35-17:10)
The serpent is not the enemy, but a liberator from a controlling deity.
The "knowledge" offered is not death, but awareness and self-understanding.
D. Challenging Divine Authority: (17:10-17:41)
The serpent's role in awakening Adam and Eve challenges the idea of God's absolute control.
Knowledge is power, and the serpent's offer threatens the established order.
E. The Demonization of the Serpent: (17:41-18:12)
The serpent was transformed into Satan to suppress the idea of free thought and challenge the church's authority.
Adam and Eve were punished not for disobedience, but for gaining knowledge and becoming like God.
VIII. Hidden Texts: The Apocrypha and Other Lost Stories (18:12-20:51)
A. Beyond the Bible: (18:12-18:42)
There are ancient texts not included in the Bible, like the Apocrypha, that offer alternative creation stories and perspectives.
Examples include the Book of Enoch, the Apocalypse of Adam, the Gospel of Philip, and the Book of Jubilees.
B. The Book of Enoch: (18:42-19:12)
Angels descending to Earth, intermingling with humans, and teaching them forbidden knowledge.
This story challenges the idea of God's sole control and hints at a creation process influenced by both divine beings and humans.
C. The Apocalypse of Adam: (19:12-19:45)
Adam reveals a hidden God and a flawed creator, contrasting with the traditional Genesis account.
This text emphasizes the imperfect nature of creation and challenges the idea of a perfect God.
D. The Book of Jubilees: (19:45-20:51)
Offers a more detailed creation story with timelines, angelic actions, and emphasis on the Sabbath.
Its exclusion from the Bible suggests it didn't fit the official theological package.
E. Suppressed Truths: (20:51-21:22)
These alternative texts were suppressed to maintain control and reinforce the established narrative.
They offer different perspectives on creation, God, and humanity's place in the universe.
IX. Conclusion: A World of Hidden Truths (21:22-23:28)
A. The Bigger Picture: (21:22-22:27)
The Bible we know is just one version of the story, shaped by historical and political factors.
Hidden texts offer alternative perspectives, challenging our understanding of creation, God, and evil.
These truths were suppressed to maintain control and promote a specific worldview.
B. The Power of Knowledge: (22:27-23:00)
The knowledge in these banned texts can inspire us to think critically and question the established narratives.
It challenges us to explore different perspectives and seek out alternative truths.
C. A Call to Action: (23:00-23:28)
The video encourages viewers to engage with these ideas, share their thoughts, and continue exploring the hidden depths of creation and faith.
Summary Essay:
In the YouTube video titled "The Shocking Creation Story BANNED from the Bible | Did Satan Create Earth?", the speaker explores the fascinating and controversial topic of alternative creation stories that have been suppressed or excluded from the Bible. The video delves into the Gnostic perspective, which views the physical world as a flawed creation by a lesser being, the Demiurge, often equated with Satan. This perspective challenges the traditional Christian view of a benevolent God and the perfect nature of creation.
The video also examines the role of Lucifer, not as the ultimate evil, but as a potential liberator or bringer of knowledge. It discusses the war in heaven, not as a literal battle, but as a symbolic representation of the conflict between chaos and order in the creation process. The serpent in the Garden of Eden is reinterpreted as a figure of liberation, offering knowledge and challenging the established authority of God.
Furthermore, the video explores the hidden texts, like the Apocrypha, that were excluded from the Bible. These texts offer alternative versions of creation stories, different perspectives on God and humanity, and insights into the suppressed truths of the past.
Overall, the video presents a compelling argument for the existence of alternative creation stories and challenges the official narrative of the Bible. It encourages viewers to think critically, explore different perspectives, and seek out the hidden truths that may lie beneath the surface.
Table of Contents:
I. Introduction: The "Banned" Creation Story (0:00-0:29)
II. Reinterpreting Biblical Passages (1:00-2:36)
III. The Suppression of Alternative Narratives (2:36-5:06)
IV. Gnosticism: A Different Worldview (5:06-8:12)
V. Lucifer: The Lightbringer (8:12-11:16)
VI. The War in Heaven: Creation from Chaos (11:16-14:56)
VII. The Serpent in Eden: Knowledge and Liberation (14:56-18:12)
VIII. Hidden Texts: The Apocrypha and Other Lost Stories (18:12-20:51)
IX. Conclusion: A World of Hidden Truths (21:22-23:28)
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Transcript: "(00:00) a happy October folks this is my favorite time of year the leaves are changing colors the mosquitoes are dying and we're only a few months away from my favorite time of year Christmas but October rules man there is no better feeling than going into some little cafe in the middle of October in a big knit sweater and drinking a latte with both hands like you're a mom on The Gilmore Girls it rocks and the other awesome part about October is Halloween it's scary dude I got my I got my scary shirt on today and personally I (00:30) can't wait to see all the Halloween costumes this year swear to God if I see someone dress up as the HW Tua girl or a group of dudes dressed up like the CCO guys I'm going to laugh so hard but since it's that time of year I figured it was the perfect time for me to talk about a movie that I've been wanting to talk about for months it just never felt like the right time but as soon as I felt that first brisk breeze on my skin I knew it was time first off we're all familiar with stranger things right the (00:58) record-breaking sci-fi drama horror Netflix series that premiered back in 2016 that follows the adventures of four young boys whose world is turned upside down when their friend goes missing and when they're also joined by this weird girl named 11 who has these crazy superpowers going to be honest though I'm not 100% sure what 11 superpowers are I've watched every season of stranger things I I still don't know the only thing El ever really does in that show is hold out her hand and scream and I'm sorry if if that's a (01:30) superpower then I guess the guy I hit with my car was a superhero sorry about that and since stranger things was so insanely successful I guess some people out there wanted a taste of that a little bit of a you know that that Meme of the the the water and then there's the guy in the that's with uh this that's what you guys seen that there are some people who wanted a taste of that stranger thing success which brings us to the topic of today's video a little movie called the sneak over looks familiar doesn't it also any movie that (02:00) has [ __ ] sneo in it that sucks but no look how similar these are dude there's a group of boys on bikes one girl character a moon a creepy figure in the background and oh yeah the exact same font and font color as stranger things dude the hell guys in no way is that a coincidence obviously though stranger things doesn't own that font I looked it up and the font they used for the stranger things logo is called ITC bangat bold condensed I probably said that wrong I'm stupid it was created by a guy named ed bangat for the (02:33) international typ face Corporation in 1977 and this font has been used very frequently way before stranger things ever existed for example cover art for the Smith's album strange ways here we come and it was also used for countless scii and horror novels in the 80s which is probably why they ended up using that font for stranger things so using that font doesn't automatically mean you're copying stranger things but like guys switch it up a little bit you're going to do the exact same shade of red neon (03:01) glow with that like VHS effect on it like come on dude the plot of the sneak over is very different from stranger things at least but still the movie hasn't even started and we're already aware that whoever's behind it is making very questionable decisions but without further Ado let's watch the sneak over so the movie starts with our main character Henry entering his dad's movie room this is the first year my dad's trusted me in the musroom alone or merro musroom merchroom merro whatever the [ __ ] that is Henry's (03:30) dad is a big movie buff a copile if you will he has a huge collection of rare movies and his prize possession is a VHS copy of a movie called the blue shadow this movie was apparently Never released to the public so him having this in his possession is like crazy it is super rare so obviously it's just [ __ ] out in the open readily available for his snot-nosed little kid to steal and naturally he does I'm old enough to watch it there's no way I'm only watching it when I visit my dad a child (03:59) of divorce I wonder why your parents split up you Thief it is your fault you stole so our main character Henry has like a pretty gnarly obsession with the blue shadow kind of like Jamie and Turbo Man in a jingle all the way so obviously he's watching the movie all the damn time and this is when we learned that Henry just moved to this house a few months ago and he doesn't have any friends this is a chance to make some friends before school starts what if they don't like me yeah so Henry is going to stay with (04:26) these kids at a sleepover but Henry is like a really anxious kid they out of meds I need to call my anxiety could kill an elephant so he's really nervous about going there do you need to go pee PE poo poo I'm not a baby mom I mean adults go pee pee and poo poo as well ew mom pissing and [ __ ] is for babies I haven't done that in years now if you'll excuse me think I'm having a heart attack so Henry gets up ejects the VHS but then I guess holding in [ __ ] for 10 years really caught up to (04:56) him so he's got to go number two and when he gets out of the bathroom his mom is just like rushing him to leave it's like a big freaking mess it's like they're in a rush so he packs super quick he puts the VHS case containing the blue shadow in his backpack and they leave your dad called he got your tickets opening weekend to Nipper two the golden Kebab H what he got your tickets opening weekend to Nipper two the golden Kebab yeah I don't know what the mom just said but I'm like 90% sure (05:20) she's not allowed to use that word number two the golden Kebab every time I talk about like a low budget movie there's one line in it where I just never understand what they say like human canters with skin if you guys know what she said there let me know number two the golden Kebab so Henry makes it to the sleepover and this is when we meet the rest of the main characters the skinny dude is stats the smelly crazy looking one is stink okay great descriptions Henry except I don't know who you're talking about dude crazy (05:49) move to introduce main characters in a movie by just showing the back of their heads hey guys I'm Spider-Man also this movie does these like character talks directly to Camera scenes in fre quently enough where it like kind of [ __ ] with you it like it freaks me out every time it happens I have no problem when movies do that like the big short was a great example I loved when they did that those segments but it has to be done correctly and like the right amount of times and this movie does not do it correctly okay (06:16) when I first watched this scene I fully expected those two kids to be like who the [ __ ] are you talking to they're part of the Mingo Valley film club so yeah these kids are in like a film club together where they just watch movies and they take it very seriously this kid is named stats because he always provides stats about stuff well I mean not really I guess throughout the whole movie he only provides like probabilities think has exactly 0 47% chance of a Anderson ever liking him which isn't really the same as (06:41) statistics right but I guess like probability is not really like a good nickname right probab probability and the other nickname is stink because get this he stinks oh yeah and this is also when we meet stats older sister who they all call dream girl but her name is Ashley I've heard rumors of dream girl but never seen her in person and then we meet the final main character chip and you're probably wondering why his nickname is Chip so am I they never explain it so here's what's going on stats parents are going to a party so (07:11) that means Ashley has to babysit all the kids for the night and once the parents get ready to leave the film club starts their ceremony which is probably the most annoying thing of all time he he hea he right that's enough that's enough okay so maybe this is just like stranger things after all because this is almost as annoying as that [ __ ] Chrissy wake up song oh my god oh hell no man what the [ __ ] man so they open up the movie case and what do you know the blue shadow isn't in it Henry forgot it in (07:54) the VCR while he was taking a [ __ ] if only he held it in like the rest of us man we're not babies anymore so now Henry is Frozen in fear because he totally ruined the night so to snap him out of it stink farts into his hand and cups it in Henry's face I know I'm no stranger to putting fart sound effects in my videos but that's that's gross also dude Henry's being way too chill for a guy who just had a fart cued in his face dude I can only dream of being that nonchalant we then cut to Henry's dad (08:27) he's a single guy now so he's he's brought a date into his very rare movie collection room or sorry merge room mer room and shockingly uh the girl doesn't give a [ __ ] I've got a rare film collection but you know you got to give him points for trying man this man is a certified lover boy certified copile but he notices the movie case is a skew so now he knows that Henry took the VHS Henry but dude as a collector myself this scene pisses me off like crazy if you're going to collect stuff you got to (08:54) have your [ __ ] locked up hidden way dude I love my collection so much I never want to see it okay ever like if the blue shadow was really that rare don't just have it out in the open for your [ __ ] kid to steal it you know not the victim blame here but buddy was kind of asking for it you know but also at the same time this is a kids movie that nobody watched so I don't know why I'm getting so mad we now cut to the kids playing cards in the basement I'd be bored out of my mind too if I was stuck (09:16) in a basement playing cards thankfully I've got something way 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back on this and laugh so this is what having friends (11:57) is like also real quick this movie really tries to play into the whole stranger things Goonies standby me Vibe where a group of like lovable friends embark on a journey together which is fine to do I have no problem with that whatsoever and in this movie there is a group of friends who go on a journey together but they forgot one crucial aspect they forgot to make the kids lovable these kids are mean that's the only reason I invited them and gross and the main character Henry doesn't even like them really so like (12:28) why go through all this imagine if all the kids and stranger things were like yeah we only like 11 cuz she has cool super powers but again this is a lowbudget movie for children so I don't know why I'm getting so worked up about it I honestly don't think I was ever meant to see this movie in the first place but here I am chip rallies all the boys together to go sneak over instead of sitting here like a bunch of babies let's do something about it they're going to sneak over to Henry's house to retrieve the blue (12:57) shadow VHS tape stats I need you to distract dream girl don't call her dream girl she's my sister dude it is so funny to get mad at your friends for calling your sister like the like the sweetest most innocent nickname ever stop calling her the girl your dreams she's stupid and ugly I want her dead so they devise a plan to trick Ashley into thinking that they're in their room all night by recording audio of them reacting to the blue shadow this is the best thing we've ever seen and also making a bunch of fart noises (13:34) and you know I want to make fun of how stupid and gross this is but I fear they hit the nail on the head with this one a bunch of dudes watching a movie together is just saying the most generic [ __ ] and then also farting oh that actor was in The Departed oh yeah God I love that movie oh it's so good dude hey do you want to do the next one or shall I oh that's all you man say less oh my God that smells disgusting this is is the best night of my life I love you so they're about to leave for the sneak over when Henry (14:03) makes another devastating realization my house is locked you don't have a key no yeah and again I was about to roast Henry for not having a key to his own house but like I think I'm just really old I totally forgot that there was a time in my life where I just didn't have a house key I had no way of getting into my home but I mean also on the flip side of that there was a kid in my school who used to wear his house key on a lanyard around his neck and he got [ __ ] bullied so hard for it so maybe feels (14:27) better off I don't even know why he was bullied for it that seems smart nice house key [ __ ] keep it in your pocket right guys kids are so mean man that's crazy well and speaking of kids being mean forget it he's useless so useless Henry goes to the bathroom and cries [ __ ] been there brother this is when Ashley gives him a little pep talk you don't want to be the kid crying in the bathroom and it works because she says something that reminds Henry of something huge you can't hide in here all night that's it in my (14:52) backyard there's a fake rock with a key hidden inside so they now have a way of entering Henry's house and with that it was now time for them to escape and this next scene here is also what made me want to talk about this movie because this is like the wildest creative choice I have ever seen in a film I think so they explained the plan by showing this storyboard which at first I thought was a fun way to illustrate their intricate plan and oh my god what the [ __ ] is that oh God is that supposed to be dream girl (15:21) dude that is Nightmare girl holy [ __ ] it's like that dude who's like in all our dreams sorry for in insulting the artist I'm sure they were right sorry but [ __ ] that scared me well no I thought this is like a cool way to show the plan right it makes sense narratively because this is like what it would look like if the kids like Drew up a plan but once the storyboard segment finishes they've already escaped she'll chase him down and leave the exit unprotected yeah they weren't showing (15:51) the storyboard segment to as like a preview of what the scene is going to look like in real life that storyboard segment was the scene because they didn't want to film that elaborate Escape scene and you know what even for a lowbudget movie I feel like that shouldn't be allowed okay the first time I watched this I was so confused I waited like 10 minutes for this escape plan to actually happen and it it never did like I thought all this stuff afterwards was like a flashback or something like I was so confused bold (16:16) choice to do that but you know I'm sure that's the only time it'll happen so anyway stats he stays at home so we get a little bike riding Montage between Henry stink and Chip and this little montage is set to the worst song ever made we are strong We are brave we got the power Not Afraid we are strong We are brave we got the power all right all right that's enough yeah these lyrics Do not line up with what is happening on the screen we are we are brave that song sounds like it was made by the Jonas (16:44) Brothers in an alternate reality where they like never became successful we got the power but sadly the song abruptly stops when they realize what part of town they're in that way takes us past the McGuffin brother's house and this next storyboard segment shows how mean and evil the McGuffin brother others are these are the antagonists of the film they're the neighborhood bullies they give kids wedgies they beat people up this whole movie they're painted as these like evil violent Maniacs who (17:08) destroy everything in their path but the kids decide to take their chances and ride past the McGuffin brother's house and guys this scene is crazy they pedal past their house but Henry's shoelace gets caught in one of his bite gears and there's this crazy nail biting scene where he crashes onto the front lawn of the McGuffin brother's house and then he hears footsteps coming towards him so he's he's freaking out but it turns out the footsteps were just chit and guys love to show you how cool this scene is (17:31) but it never [ __ ] happens okay we never see it it's a storyboard again Henry was Doom it didn't even seem like a difficult shot to film either like I am so confused as to why they decided to implement these storyboard things like so frequently I mean again this is obviously a lowbudget film so they did what they could and I applaud them for that that's great but like I'd rather actually like see them try to film these scenes on their budget instead of just animating the storyboard that they made (17:58) during the production of the film and it sucks because all the storyboard segments are like the most exciting scenes like that's the stuff I actually want to watch nothing else barely ever happens in this [ __ ] movie dude it's super boring shots of the kids riding their bicycles or walking around and then the most unbelievable insane action scene happening on a [ __ ] story board Story Board Bor v r ID I'm bored it's boring but I mean it probably saved them a bunch of money and time and stress (18:23) it's a creative choice and they stuck by it and I respect that who knows maybe I'll start doing that in my videos one day as soon as Curtis said that he heard a knock at his door he immediately opened his door to find Ellen degenerous standing in his doorway Curtis was a little confused so he asked Ellen what are you doing in my house to which she replied there's a bomb strapped to my chest and the code to disarm it is at the bottom of the ocean I need your help so Curtis and Ellen stole James Cameron's submarine and made their (18:51) Journey to the bottom of the ocean when they finally made it to the bottom trapped in a glass cube was the real Ellen degenerous begging to be let out if that's the real Ellen degenerous then who are you asked Curtis the fake Ellen then ripped her disguise off to reveal Daniel Craig Curtis muttered under his breath damn Daniel the bomb exploded and sent Curtis flying up through the ocean and up into the sky he soared through the air what felt like days and finally he began his descent and flew right through his office window back into his (19:23) seat where he was originally sitting did you guys I see all that all right let's get back to the stranger things wannabe so immediately after that huge stressful scene of them avoiding the McGuffin Brothers they bump into the McGuffin brothers so that whole thing was [ __ ] pointless it didn't need to happen what are you fools doing out of the neighborhood well like I said I'm expecting these two kids to be straight up Psychopathic murderer so let's see what they do training wheels get off my (19:48) bike I super funny to chirp someone's bike and then steal it what a piece of [ __ ] car dude I would never be caught dead driving this thing get out of the car this is a car jacket heard him say he wants to trade bikes you know that's not what he said let the air out of your tires thanks for the bike losers okay so they just traded bikes I mean it's not ideal I guess but they all still have bike they just don't have air in the tires which I feel like is a pretty easy fix right that's I was fully expecting (20:14) these kids to be like both be like wielding machetes in each hand and like throwing grenades at these kids right what the [ __ ] so we now cut to the B plot featuring Ashley and this boy who comes over to the house to hang out with her I would love to let Parker out of the friend zone but the thought of holding hands with someone or kissing them gives germaphobia to my germaphobia yeah and I guess they made one of the little kids hold the camera for that shot cuz why the [ __ ] is it so shaky also this is one of the scenes where it (20:39) would be super funny if the guy could like hear her talking to the camera through the door I would love to let herker out of the friend zone but the thought friend zone what is this 2009 if my sister lets her guard down that ner could slip out of the friend zone not on my watch I'm going to nip it nip it in the butt okay yeah this is a weird part of the movie stats doesn't want his sister to have a boyfriend so he plays a prank where he puts a walkie-talkie behind her and makes fart sounds into the other walkie-talkie with a balloon (21:09) you know just like stranger things also just not a fart sound at all that sounds like how I imagine a gnome would sound is that the prank to make him think that she has gnomes hey bro you want to hang out tonight but I thought you were hanging out with that girl yeah dude I was but get this she has gnomes oh gnome I gnome all right back to the main plot they stop at a park to fart and then chip and stink go into their secret hideout but we're not allowed to see what it looks like just yet okay they're saving that till (21:42) the end of the movie they then fill up their bike tires in town while they talk about a girl they all like she likes some pretty boy you know who's the personality of a potato J like the movies except for in the movies you know the hot girl likes the nice guy in the end it's not like that in real life oh no no oh no chips and inel oh that's devastating girls literally never go for the nice guys like me so back at the house stats is sitting in the room laughing at fart sounds and I hate to say it but this is (22:10) literally me when I edit my videos but while stats is playing the audio track Ashley's friends overhears it and he thinks it's them talking about the blue shadow the blue shadow and he want to watch it a movie so he bursts into the room end it so now they know that the kids escaped but again really want to watch in that movie so he offers to drive them over to Henry's house does he really have a copy of the blue shadow that's what he says I can take you to get it meanwhile Henry and the other (22:38) guys need to make it over the gate to get into his gated neighborhood even though there's a huge opening with no gate if they just walk a little bit to the left but hey maybe we'll get a cool scene out of it who knows the boys Sprint chip was in the lead with stink in a close second enough of these show the things actually happening dude he flew through the air past the closing all right sorry I'm getting a little too worked up so they finally make it to Henry's house and they find his house (23:03) key found it it's [Music] amazing you know I felt bad earlier when they called him useless but they were 100% right dude this kid is a [ __ ] lost cause it's gone so yeah the key is lost now so they have to come up with a backup plan which is to repel Henry off the roof with a hose and then swing him into his bedroom window sounds pretty cool right well we'll never see it cuz you guessed it they show that scene with another storyboard animation oh brother brother this guy sticks this is insane and it sucks cuz I feel like this movie (23:43) would have been a lot of fun if they actually tried to film these scenes and you can say what you want about stranger things but they would never do this if that super suspenseful scene in the fourth season of stranger things where Max is floating with running up that hill playing if that scene was just concept art and drawings dude there there be rioting in the streets and I know stranger things had a much bigger budget than the sneak over and it's absolutely not fair to compare the two but also at the same time I feel like (24:08) they kind of lost that privilege of not being compared to stranger things when they use the exact same [ __ ] branding and layout and Logo pretty much as stranger things your mom but anyways they make it into a house they play another storyboard animation of him just running down the stairs to turn the alarm off and then Henry walks out of the house proud as hell with the blue shadow in hand I got to say very funny to be that confident after [ __ ] literally everything up all day so things are finally looking up until the (24:34) McGuffin brother show up and steal the VHS tape we have the blue shadow you can't have that you can't have that nice try guys [ __ ] I really thought that was going to work you can't have that the [ __ ] they're still riding away all right we're almost at the end of the movie I promise this is the final showdown coming up this is just like l in the gang getting ready to confront the demig Gorgon at the end of season one of stranger things except it's nothing like that at all they devis a (25:01) plan to steal the tape back from the McGuffin Brothers but they're all pretty scared you know we're going to die right again I have no idea why these kids are so scared of the McGuffin Brothers the worst thing they've done is trade bikes so the worst thing that can happen they trade bikes again oh oh no you got your bike back what the [ __ ] so their plan involves Ashley distracting the brothers and this part is super funny because this actor didn't say anything in this scene like I don't think he was supposed (25:28) to but for for some reason they got that kid to like ADR a line afterwards but they also like didn't cut away in the edit so now there's just a line of dialogue coming from this character without his mouth moving at all thank you Jesus unless I'm misunderstanding what's going on here maybe this is like a high art that I don't understand but I have no clue how that made it into the Final Cut and speaking of things that shouldn't have made it into the Final Cut of this film this plan also features (25:53) stink farting into a hose that's being fed into the McGuffin brother's house and it's by far the worst thing I've ever seen I mean this kid is giving the performance of his career but like gross and that's coming from me I think farts are hilarious but you know there's there's definitely a line okay and they crossed it so after another really long storyboard animation that shows Henry grabbing the tape out of their hands jumping off of their roof and biking away from them Henry ends up getting (26:26) trapped in their secret hideout from earlier and guys now we finally get to see what it looks like inside there was a mismatch of worn out Furniture movie posters Comics action figures for decoration boxes candy wrappers and soda bottles sounds awesome wish I could see it also guys did he just get one of their grandpas to do this boxes candy wrappers and soda bottles litter the floor the most monotone sleepy voice over with like no music or anything I love it dude I love it but no show the clubhouse Man Show show it show me to me (26:59) please please s it to me Rachel all right so a bunch of other [ __ ] happens and they all end up coming face to face for a final showdown where's your sister how do you look like a total Dorcas and she looks like such a dream girl bro how is your sister so gorgeous you [ __ ] [ __ ] got [Music] him whoa so they're like they're scrapping also yo it'd be so funny if like right now they whipped out all the stranger thing stuff in middle of the fight Henry just put out his hand out of nowhere and was like the mcguffin's (27:31) reign of terror was over and they were defeating the McGuffin Brothers okay so the message of this movie is jump your bullies and I mean hey is this movie's message a conga line cuz I can get behind that get sorry we're almost done the movie I promise That's My Boy Henry's dad emerged like a gunslinger a a gunslinger yeah yeah so Henry's dad shows up and he shoots the McGuffin Brothers anyways this showdown ends with Henry giving one of the McGuffin Brothers a big wedgie and with that they (28:06) promised to leave the kids alone forever and that was the last time the McGuffin brothers ever terrorized the neighborhood the dad then lets Henry take the blue shadow back to the sleepover and they rush to make it back home before stats parents get back there's another [ __ ] storyboard animation of course and they make it back just in time when your friend doesn't give you a pillow at the sleepover all right so they watch the blue shadow it's awesome and the next morning Henry finally gets his nickname nice move cheese they then (28:41) watched the blue shadow again and Henry watched the same way I watch my own videos and they all become best friends and they go to Henry's house for a sleepover I forgot the movie classic cheese and that's it that was the sneak over in terms of movies that I've covered on this channel it really wasn't that bad I feel like it had some charm to it I feel like if I watched this as a little kid I probably would have laughed at the farts and stuff but to me the cardinal sin in this film was putting in (29:06) all those storyboard animations and concept art when they could have just filmed the actual scenes I know their budget was small but like I said earlier I would much rather see a filmmaker get creative within the budget they have other than doing these like lazy animations after the fact but that's just me and oh yeah the other cardinal sin can there be two cardinal sins I don't know for this one there is okay the other cardinal sin is them just blatantly copying The Stranger Things logo and branding 100% that you can't do (29:30) that okay and I think I'm extra mad about it cuz it worked on me I [ __ ] fell for it I was like oh this is going to be like stranger things looking at the cover you're expecting some like Supernatural elements and a little bit of spooky imagery because you assume it's going to be a cheap knockoff of stranger thing but after taking the time to watch it you know and really giving it a chance by the end of the movie You'll wish it was a cheap knockoff of stranger thing I know marketing a lowbudget movie is very difficult but (29:55) you know I kind of just wish they did their own thing and I found one like alternate poster cover for this movie and it was great it like had their own sort of vibe to it was more comic Booky right like the the storyboard animations and stuff but you know what go support the movie go buy it rent it watch it support it and watch it with your friends cuz I feel like you'll have a good laugh and while researching this movie I stumbled upon a pretty deep Rabbit Hole of movies that use this similar marketing tactic these types of (30:19) movies are called mockbusters their movie might not be related to the piece of media They're copying but they steal the established design elements from that piece of media to sort of like trick people into thinking that is also that same piece of media video from a channel called be amazed covered a lot of these films like Triassic World metalman trans Morphers top Gunner there's an endless amount which is crazy to think there's like a whole ecosystem out there like that this is like the Hollywood equivalent of like uploading a (30:48) YouTube video and then putting other YouTubers names in the description of that video so your video shows up when they search that YouTuber's name there's a whole world of these movies so let me know if you'd want a video about that cuz I think that could be pretty fun yeah also like this video If you enjoyed it cuz also believe it or not one like equals one hellfire club t-shirt that I will burn also press the Subscribe button because as soon as you do you become a valued citizen of Curtis town (31:12) okay if you didn't know Curtis town it's the best place to live in the whole world and I'm the mayor of Curtis toown so you have to be nice to me it's the law all right yeah come see me in Australia New Zealand we just announced the second Melbourne show cuz the first one sold out all right that's it unfortunately I would stick around but uh Ellen degenerous is at my door so see you later"
Im finally doing it today we are talking about one of the most hated people on the internet Jack Doty little BR what are you going to do what are you going to do little now Jack is in the news right now because he uh he crashed his very very expensive McLaren uh he just totally wrecked it on the side of the road it was a pretty brutal crash I don't know if this is like a bad thing to say but it was a very funny crash okay I I found the crash funny you know I'm glad no one got hurt if someone got
(00:23) more hurt I probably would have been slightly more upset um but only if it wasn't Jack I think you can see him driving and he was ultimately just too distracted by chat to really pay attention to the road the children in his kick chat were much more enticing than his own physical safety and so he started hydroplaning on like half an inch of water so he ended up drifting into the other lane and just smashing right into the guard rail oh oh no no no if there's any way at all that we can like legally enforce some kind of
(00:51) punishment where he's not allowed to drive a car ever again and also maybe he gets sent to some kind of internment camp I think that would be a good idea maybe that's just me but I think that would be cool if he had to do like some kind of forced labor in some kind of War torn country maybe like Liberia or Siberia one of the areas one of the mysterious areas that I don't know anything about but it would be dangerous for him to be there I think that'll be good but I guess the best punishment we
(01:11) can hope for or just take from all this is that he got banned from kick so w kick for once and it's so funny if you actually watch the video Jack is far more concerned with making sure he gets to film the crash and makes content out of it than he is for his friend who just got his face up because they they crashed to McLaren going like 70 mph my car's total guys how's it is it look good on there you oh M oh my God your face BR I think it really goes to show where this kid's priorities are at in
(01:37) life he just he doesn't he doesn't care about people what matters is the content that's it how is it look good on there but this isn't even close to the first time that Jack has been talked about in this way so it really got me thinking what made him this way he's not even 21 years old and he's already like a completely degenerate clout Goblin with no concern for other people no concern for society he only cares about himself and making as much money as possible in the stupidest ways possible how did he
(01:59) manage to become more detestable than most 50-year-old L cows before he's even able to legally drink how did this happen so I got to going through the entire history of his career to find out where it all went wrong how this child became such aing [Music] demon Jack began posting to his YouTube channel all the way back in September of 2016 which is like eight almost N9 years ago now but the videos he posted during this time period were pretty innocent he was just hanging out you guys remember that whole bottle flipping Trend
(02:30) everybody was flipping bottles check out my epic flip guys I flipped Rick well Jackie boy here took it upon himself to flip just about anything he could find from markers to pens to fruits and this led to him getting a video that got 30 million views of him just flipping things and with that video he got hundreds of thousands of subscribers so we got a lot of attention on YouTube at a very young young young age and if you watch this content is not really anything special it's pretty much exactly what you would
(02:56) expect from a child who just started YouTube and doesn't really have a fully formed break brain yet but what's important here is he got the attention that he wanted and once he got it once he wanted more and more and more of it he was hungry so he kept doing more flipping videos he even flipped himself on a trampoline shocking revolutionary content idea I know he did some pretty harmless pranks like trick-or-treating the day after Halloween you know it's like not really it doesn't really matter
(03:18) it's not really that interesting but you know it got him some views but that wasn't enough he was a YouTuber now and he had a lot of YouTubers that he was looking up to that he was watching that inspired him so he wanted to collaborate with them and he would kind of force his way into their lives first example back in the day you guys remember the you can wear my sweatshirt that kid well some of the phone numbers of his family got leaked and so Jack decided to film himself calling them at 3:00 a.m. guys
(03:41) the thing is I'm not even leaving my number blocked or anything I'm just like so they pick up hello hi is this jacob Sartorius this is not Jacob Sartorius cousin oh really goodbye no wait no please please sing sweatshirt but that wasn't enough okay he wanted to actually meet the YouTuber he looked up to in real life which is why he decided to go to the FaZe house in New York and harass them I want them to come out so freaking badly guys like you don't understand like this is where they make videos look
(04:15) this is their house at one point FaZe Rain even shows up to the house you can see him like driving by in his R8 he sees the jack is there and he just leaves he just goes down the street he's like I'm not dealing with this child Faz rain fazze rain guys it's freaking Faz rain oh my God out now the obvious question to ask here would be how did a 12-year-old get to the faas house how is this 12-year-old at this random person's house he doesn't know knocking on his door and the answer is that his mom
(04:42) actually drove him there his mom physically drove her son to a stranger's house in the middle of the day to meet a random YouTuber to demand their attention why are they so famous they all have like YouTube channels they have millions of subscribers and everything gaming videos why the like games they do like gaming videos and stuff this 12-year-old was basically just harassing these random YouTubers he doesn't know in real life at their house he did not get invited they did not know who the he was he just went there to meet them to
(05:08) try and get them in a video now considering the fact that he was 12 I think you can forgive him a little bit for this at the time because I mean kids don't really understand what it's like to be an adult you know a kid watching YouTube at the time is probably not going to understand like hey you're not supposed to just go to a YouTuber's house to talk to them but apparently his mom didn't see an issue with this because she drove him to the FaZe house and drove him away and had no problem
(05:29) with it and she to uh to to your surprise is actually not 12 she's like 50 his parents also drove him to the team 10 house to try and meet Jake and Logan which is really funny Logan Logan Logan what's up guys I'm how are you I got to go I'm so late to the airport I love you guys though In fairness this one is a little bit different because at the Time Jake basically made the address to the team ten house public because he wanted children to go there to engage in the content and film him and post to
(05:56) their social media to make him go more viral this is like part of his business strategy with team te 10 Jake Paul actually has the team 10 house on Google listed as a business where you could just show up with hours of operation I'd imagine that was kind of a nightmare for all the other people living there but hey that was what Jake was doing but the fact remains that Jack's parents were driving him to meet random YouTube adult strangers who could have done anything to him frankly they didn't know who
(06:20) these people were they drove him to these houses to try and film YouTubers and basically stalk them it's kind of weird like it's it's it's like a little bit weird I think if I had a kid I probably would not driving them to random men's houses that they recognize from the internet and we would be able to see people talking about how weird this was but ultimately Jack turned off the comments because he got a lot of uh a lot of hate but he went to meet up with Jake and Logan Paul because he
(06:42) looked up to them at the time what Jake was also known for most of the time was being obnoxious in public Jack saw that he was doing that and he decided what if I just did that for myself guci G Gucci G Gucci G Gucci G Jack's content when he was in middle school and early High School is basically him just going to a random store doing something annoying and getting kicked out and then posting that to YouTube as like an epic prank there are so many different examples of him doing this like when he went to a
(07:11) trampoline park multiple times to argue with entire families and the staff until they're just sick of him and they're like get out yeah does that matter I know it doesn't matter kids you're a young kid you don't care OB care and you know the little they're flipping on the Main Court is one thing the bone pits but when there's little kids involved dude now you're crossing the line he also got kicked out of Walmart Walmart one time for just generally being a nuisance throwing around footballs and
(07:33) basketballs and just being once again a menace to society who just fing exists to annoy anybody who's trying to do their normal daily job and just get by He Is there heroically to make their lives hell one time he went back to Walmart in this really really Infamous incident that I don't see a lot of people talk about where instead of a cop telling him to leave a Walmart employee ask him to stop filming and leave do to get out the store what need you to get out the store sorry I was just playing around the chain we stop and we'll just
(07:59) buy some to get out the store I'll get out the store and Jack refused to stop filming and when he was being walked out he kept filming the employees face he kept getting the camera in his face don't don't take pictures of me I'll break your camera any Jack starts mocking the guy being like you're not going to do anything I'm 15 years old you're going to go to jail if you even touch me yes I will I doubt I'm 15 you go to jail I don't care if you're 15 you go to jail you you respect and the guy
(08:31) naturally because Jack keeps filming him tries to take away his camera all right in respect oh hey Ricky Ricky Ricky now Jack obviously deserved to have his camera taken away the dude was filming in a private business he's filming a private citizen he's just trying to do his everyday job who didn't want to be filmed Jack acted like a little [ __ ] about it which resulted in this guy trying to own him and in reality this employee is just trying to protect himself from being seen on YouTube by hundreds of thousands of [ __ ]
(08:56) children who watch Jack Doty every day but Jack because he was so upset about being mogged would then claim that this dude choked and punched him okay so I just want to say at this point I did have the right to freak out because as you will see later on he put his hands around my neck you can see the marks he scratched me he even punched me in the stomach trying to reach for my camera trying to like let it get me to let it go and keep in mind he's like probably 40 40 years old at least maybe even 50 and he's punching a 15-year-old choking
(09:20) him and stuff and he had my camera in his in my hand and I thought at any second he was just going to smash against the ground but then you watch the footage that Jack tells you to watch and that just did not happen he did not choke him he did not punch him he just held the camera above Jack's head and Jack is like 5T tall so he couldn't grab it I was not recording you yes you were it was not going I have no idea what happened give me my camera you record okay I will not use any I my camera back you won't use any
(09:55) of it exactly no but you're recording it sir almost got it you not sir you're right there sure you know how expected that is May I have my camera so basically Jack falsely accused this random Walmart employee who was trying to go about his day of assaulting him because he was mad that he couldn't get the YouTube video he wanted and Jack probably also did it because he thought it would make for a better video and he just didn't care about lying about this random guy and In fairness it got 6 million views but once
(10:21) again the comments are turned off and you know I really wonder why that happened and as you go through Jack's Old content you start to see a clear pattern forming which is that the more obnoxious he gets the more views he gets you're disgusting International out of this place take this out of the place of my okay so guys that guy I really feel bad for him coming to balance I feel bad cuz he's bad get to but we have the video footage I didn't even touch the kid I didn't even touch the kid that was so
(10:50) dumb sure people in real life at these businesses [ __ ] hated him but uh the people on the internet liked it so what does it matter what does it matter that this local random guy doesn't like what Jack is doing right I mean he's making money on YouTube who cares at the end of the day in Jack's real personal life he didn't actually face consequences for any of these actions getting kicked out of Walmart boohoo you get to make a video about it that gets millions of views you make some money off of it sure
(11:12) you get some hate comments but Jack can always just turn those off so nobody can see it and nobody knows how hated he is which kind of begs the question where was his mother that was driving him to the faas clan house why was she not stopping him from doing this and where was his father well it doesn't seem like at this point at least they were doing anything to stop his behavior so he kept it up and his next little bit little Arc was to start terrorizing this random woman who lived next to him that he called Karen now typically a Karen
(11:34) describes someone who like sticks their nose and everything and is just a complete wet blanket so you would think that Jack was just minding his own business every day and she just couldn't help herself but uh no that's not what was happening instead she was going about her day and Jack was in his little layer with Dr Doof and schurtz and grew devising evil plans to harass and terrorize this woman and get her on camera to make fun of her in a YouTube video time to go to the car out [Music] oh no guys she's outside you're
(12:03) harassing me I'm not harassing you you get it through your head that I'm suing you for all the money you made Dad I'm here it's the Karen and he's harassing me look house is right there young ditch see if anybody comes outside we just did it I'm so scared they have a ring doorbell hello are you fing kidding me I'm telling my husband's now a lot of this stuff like riding a dirt bike that's really loud or ding-dong dishing someone is kind of normal teenager [ __ ] it's not the most egregious thing in the
(12:29) world even being annoying in public at a store is kind of typical expected teenager Behavior but the unordinary thing about what Jack was doing is that he was not punished for it and in fact he was rewarded he was making money normally when you do something like this you have parents to come in and stop you and make sure that you don't do it again Jack's parents didn't stop him and on top of that he got directly rewarded for what he was doing because he filmed it all and posted it online with ads his
(12:54) delinquent behavior that to any other parent would probably uh get him punished instead directly benefited him and as a result he was conditioned from a very young age to be annoying as F to everyone around him and to get more and more dangerous and outrageous with a videos he was doing up Jack just got a concussion he was making so much money in fact and getting so many views that at 15 years old he managed to meet Logan Paul where he told Logan that he had purchased various investment properties what did you say
(13:24) now I bought a house how is that sir how is that possible you're 12 it's my money but like under my dad's name listen did you just say you're laundering money for your father so he was making a bunch of money but regardless of that I think it's clear that the way he was making it probably wasn't worth it like there are ways you can make this much money without being a complete Menace to Society so his parents solution to this instead of like punishing Jack or getting some kind of family therapist to
(13:48) explain to him that what he was doing was wrong or what my parents personally would have done which would be send me to military school forever and never see my family or friends again until I became a normal person instead his parents decided the best me method of dealing with this would be to go on Dr Phil to talk about it on national TV in front of millions of people a teenage social media star accused being disrespectful rude advocate for bad behavior now during this episode Jack is still in high school keep in mind but
(14:13) regardless Dr Phil doesn't really hold back very much he confronts him about his behavior and we get kind of a deeper view a deeper peer a deeper analysis into the mind of a Teenage clout Goblin and he openly says in this episode hey people may hate me for this but I get to post it to YouTube so I don't really care a lot of people call me rude and obnoxious heting leave my house now a you're tired of I'm tired of you're the one who started this whole thing actually but I think the majority of people think it's
(14:39) funny and really entertaining at one point in particular Jack had done this prank where he basically bought some non-alcoholic beer the fake beer that alcoholic guys drank to feel like they're fitting in and he was sipping on that drink in public and acting drunk he was like stumbling around he was slurring his words he was trying to make it seem like he was as intoxicated as possible and he did all this in an effort to to try to get the police's attention to prank them they obviously saw what he was doing they saw that he
(15:04) had a beer and they thought it was real and Jack said it was real directly so they told him hey you're a kid stop drinking beer they didn't really even want to arrest him they just told him to throw it out and go about his day but uh he just decided to make the situation worse for himself and antagonize and pester them and try to get some kind of reaction I'm franked up I see that trying to G is it good maybe you should be drinking beer you're 17 you're not supposed to have that he keeps pressing
(15:29) them acting drunk and trying to convince them that he is drinking as a child and they obviously are like hey that's illegal you can't do that so they decided to put him in cuffs here man officer you can't push me like that it's 0% alcohol hey yo chill chill do yo what the I'm not funny anymore right at which point he starts playing the victim and trying to explain to them oh it's just fake beer guys it's just a prank normally something like this would be a bit of a wakeup call for
(15:54) any kind of 15-year-old to like not do this kind of content anymore I mean getting arrested in high school for pretending to commit a crime is not a place you want to be even if you did pretend to commit a crime the problem being that Jack got 700,000 views on YouTube so he just didn't care I did a video where I went walking around drinking fake beer and I pranked the cops that I was drunk my stomach hurts I'm going to puke so bad maybe you should be drinking beer the police handcuffed me threw me in the back of a
(16:16) cop car and detained me for over an hour the police contacted my dad and my dad tried to talk them out of it and explain that it was my job and they kind of just eventually let me go on fun anymore right but looking back on it it was extremely worth it because I got a great video and never went to jail now obviously there are a lot of problems with this I mean you're basically wasting tax dollars or wasting police resources on committing a fake crime so they have to spend time dealing with you when they could be dealing with anything
(16:39) else I mean these guys could be responding to some other serious crime there could be who knows any kind of shooting a few miles away there could be some other crime taking place a couple blocks over that they should be dealing with but instead they're having to deal with this child who is pretending to drink beer but Jack doesn't care at all he just brushes this off and is like oh well you know they weren't busy anyway I mean they're just cops whatever do you see any problem with that it's not a
(17:00) problem with that I just thought it it was good opportunity for the prank cuz they weren't really doing anything they were just in a circle talking that's seven cops talking to you and there may be somebody getting mugged or raped or something 10 blocks over and they don't have police protection because you're scamming seven cops over here and so there's not police coverage somewhere else because they're jacking with well I mean they were just talking in a circle like nothing was going on well you you don't know that
(17:33) and during this episode we also get to hear from the Doty family the Doty lineage where they kind of describe how they feel about Jack and frankly their reactions are hilarious but probably not for the reasons that they think that they are if it's op to me I would tell Jack to stop doing all these videos last month he bought 0% alcohol beer woo I'm hammered oh my bro and he was acting drunk so they put him in C this is what got me arrested guys are you ready why would I be excited that you got arrested
(17:58) police eventually call called me if they detained Jack and I believe if they didn't call me Jack would have gone to jail because of his attitude Jack needs to understand when he's turned 18 it's not going to be Mommy or Daddy help me he's going to have to face consequences you realize Lady Lady Hey Hey Hey listen to me you realize you are his mom you literally can make him stop he is your child he is a minor you basically own him okay children are basically property of their parents you can tell them to
(18:26) stop you can take away his camera and take away his computer so we can't make YouTube videos anymore if you don't like what he's doing it's hard for me to tell if the mom is like being intentionally disingenuous here or if she has some kind of cognitive dissonance about it where she's like oh well my son is being so annoying but at the same time like he's making money dude like I I can't tell what her problem is but I just have to question what is wrong with her if she feels like she can't stop him he's
(18:47) like 5'3 okay he's not going to be able to physically stop you from taking away his stuff you can just take away his camera and he won't be able to make videos anymore it's as simple as that like ground him he's a child in every sense of the word he knows I'm not proud what he's doing I am um we have a lot of fights about school uh he promising he's going to do well but it's not good yeah I beg him I really beg him to finish the high school and the parents even acknowledge here they're like yeah he's
(19:13) failing High School his grades are really bad you know it's a pretty dire situation and Jack seems to just not care because he wants to spend his time making YouTube videos instead which is his true passion but in this episode we get to learn what the real priorities of his parents are and those priorities really come down to one word being money it's hard to punish Jack by taking away his phone or or shutting off his computer cuz that's how he makes his living I feel guilty when we turn his phone and computer off because I feel
(19:42) like I'm a bed mom social media has really taken over his life yeah but you say I I can't take his phone or his cameras away because that's how he makes his money yeah and I mean he's working like a 30-year-old and and so you know I'm not going to to figure out a way to discipline him it is they just saw dollar signs he was making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year when he was very young which is like you know a little bit of credit to him because most kids don't figure out how to do that the problem being that the
(20:14) way he's doing it is completely uh evil and red but they saw that he was making money and their wishes if they ever did exist for him to be a functional normal like member of society just went down the drain they didn't care about him terrorizing local businesses and making their family the most hated in the neighborhood and the entire area they just wanted him to keep making money that's all they cared about at the end of the day you to remember that this is what you two raised and this is what you
(20:36) guys got and this clip in particular is so awesome because like Jack is kind of joking here but he's also right his parents did make him this way they did let him become this total [ __ ] and they did nothing to stop him they can pretend to care that he's becoming a menace of society and kind of Fain outrage of the fact that he's making really bad content that is like bad for the world in general but at the same time they're also posing in his YouTube channels pretending to be sad about what
(20:58) he's up to now at the time there was this narrative from Jack that he was using a lot as kind of a get out of jail free card he was like Hey you know I may be annoying now I may be a menace now but you know I'm just a kid as soon as I turn 18 I know there's going to be real consequences for these actions so I'm going to have to stop because then I may be facing real jail time or something for you know drinking beer in public or stuff like that and you say you need to get out all of your obnoxious behavior
(21:20) before you turn 18 because then you become an adult yeah that's true and then your accountability gets to be a lot higher right yeah yeah that's the problem yeah but at every step of the way when he should be getting punished instead of taking it on the chin and just accepting it instead he thought how can I turn this into content which is why when he got an in school suspension instead of like accepting that punishment he decided to film himself in the bathroom and in the classroom in detention for his YouTube audience it
(21:49) ising insane it's 7th period it's currently 105 and yeah I have two more periods after this of just sitting in the classroom and doing nothing cuz it's so pointless and boring I tra like this is so boring I can't take this anymore if I get suspension from this video I'm going to cry because in school suspensions stink like they're the worst so it's probably not a surprise that when his parents refused to discipline him and the school was unable to get them to [ __ ] Wrangle their idiot son the
(22:12) school decided they were just done with him and before he was even 18 years old his Shenanigans managed to get him expelled from high school permanently but Jack wasn't even mad about this he literally was not mad at all I mean he was a little mad because his parents apparently screamed at him and his mom was upset a little bit but ultimately he now had zero real life normal person responsibilities he could just be a YouTuber like he had wanted to be since he was 12 years old he got to be just like his idols Jake and Logan Paul so
(22:36) right after being expelled he bought more rental properties and made content about it on YouTube he got pulled over for driving a Tesla without a license which is once again how did his parents let this happen but the money was still rolling in because he posted this all to YouTube and made AdSense dollars off of it and his dad didn't even care about the fact that he was dropping out because Jack bought him a $15,000 watch so it didn't really matter to him but at this point after Jack gets expelled his
(22:57) views also started to to take kind of a dip you know for all of the faults of someone like Jake or Logan Paul throughout all their controversies they still had a fan base they were still getting views they had a real audience that watched them for their personalities they didn't have to just exist based on sparking up a new controversy every few months for commentary channels to talk about and everybody on Twitter to rage about they actually had an audience that did watch them even in the downtime when that
(23:20) stuff wasn't going on Jack did not have that at all by 18 years old he was already a soulless personality just void of clout someone who could only get views off of clickbait and being a pain in the ass to members of the public who didn't want to deal with him ever again so his views started dipping from 500,000 or 600,000 on average to like 200,000 or maybe even you know barely cracking 100,000 he needed some way to make more cash he needed some way to sustain his expensive lifestyle and continue buying more properties and make
(23:50) his money cuz YouTube AdSense just wasn't covering it by 2023 Jack's views were still pretty low compared to where they were just a few years ago despite this he was making a ton T of money he had managed to rent out a massive mansion in Miami where he was paying $30,000 freaking dollar a month in rent like absurd amounts of money or just leaving his bank account he had a real estate portfolio of 21 rental units that were taking in a bunch of cash for him from the tenants that were paying him rent he owned multiple watches worth
(24:15) tens of thousands of dollars he's got multiple supercars and he claimed to be making upwards of half a million dollars regularly per month if you don't mind me asking like in a month how much money could you make you don't have to go into depth all right Logan ping uh take a guess and I'll say higher or lower wow wow you've been PR trained you've been media trained 750,000 good guess honestly but yeah lowy around that sometimes a little more sometimes a little less meanwhile he also had
(24:40) another passion which was IRL streaming IRL streaming kind of blew up in 2016 and 17 because of ice Poseidon but around 2022 to 2023 it saw a huge Resurgence with people like John zurka streaming their crazy lives basically and Jack saw this and saw it as a good opportunity I mean it makes sense in terms of business which Jack you know seems to think he's very good at instead of making actual YouTube videos that you have to plan out and then edit into a nice little piece of content that you post Jack started streaming on Kick and
(25:08) there he could collect donations while he was live and then he could clip the best moments into content for his YouTube channel now these um these best moments are pretty questionable as it was mostly just him being really annoying again we got out of there Mo let's go watch your language there's kids around here I didn't say any curse words what' I say just watch your language what I say you got to stupid shirt on over there yeah yeah yeah your kids can't read though talking about your kids can't read can they I'm see your
(25:34) kids watching you started talking to me buddy get away uh uhuh you get away from me watch your kids go walk away [ __ ] hey hey hey hey [Applause] heyck back up back up back up what the [ __ ] your problem his entire bit for a while is that he would go somewhere in public he would go out of his way to annoy someone or piss them off and they would get mad at him and he would then hide behind his giant black security guard who would intimidate whoever he just pissed off this happened so many times and his security guard would even
(26:06) fight people a few times that just didn't need to be fought like they they didn't even touch him and he would just go out of his way to mess with them what little what you going to do what you going to do little yeah yeah and ultimately this got so bad that it all came to a head with one particular incident on the beach where somebody pissed off Jack and the security guard because they were just like calling him annoying which is true and the security guard then proceeded to Superman punch this guy in the head
(26:36) completely unprovoked now getting punched by a 6' 7 giant person for doing absolutely nothing is obviously not anybody's idea of a fun Friday night that's not a position you want to be in you can actually see that he got punched pretty damn hard based on the injuries that he sustained and this would end up catching Jack a serious lawsuit the victim's lawyer would write this was a disgusting unprovoked assault on a young man by a professional boxer at the direct of his social media influencer
(27:00) employer Chase was minding his own business enjoying a fun Halloween party with friends when he was brutally attacked by a man several times larger than him this sort of behavior by Jack Doty and his cronies needs to end Chase suffered serious injuries that could derail his life and career now Jack tried to get out of this lawsuit in a very creative way he said I actually don't have to pay for this despite the fact my security guard punched the guy in the head and I was like kind of okay with it and there's been like a 10 other
(27:22) incidents where this kind of thing almost happened he said I'm not responsible for this no no no you see instead the insurance company State Farm should have to pay for it because Jack paid them for renters insurance like a good neighbor State Farm is there I I don't know how they thought that would work maybe it was just a Hail Mary to try and get out of paying for this but you know to No One surprise it didn't really work and State Farm basically came back at him and said no actually it's not our fault that your giant low
(27:47) IQ bodyguard decked some guy it's not our fault at all TMZ actually finishes this article in a really uh a really funny way by saying as it turns out State Farm is not always there so by this point a lot of these moments had gone vir and Jack was widely hated across YouTube by pretty much everyone his videos didn't get a lot of views so they're not making a lot of money if you go to his comment sections he just gave up on trying to turn them off when he gets hate because every single comment is a hate comment so he just gave up on
(28:11) trying to hide whenever people hated him meanwhile when he was on kick his streams were supposedly getting an average of 10,000 live viewers I don't really believe that number because if he was getting that many I think you would hear about him from like his actual fans a lot more for streaming 10,000 live viewers is an insane number that puts you in like the top percent of a % of streamers and he didn't really seem to be that popular outside of these crazy moments that will get clipped and posted on Twitter and Instagram and every other
(28:35) platform and kick also notoriously has a big botting problem where somehow everybody on the site is getting like 70,000 to 100,000 live viewers when their chat is not really moving that fast and like when they go in public they're not really being recognized you got to understand if you're getting 70,000 live viewers that is like an insane amount of people watching you live right that is like kaat levels if you go in public anywhere and you're getting 70,000 live viewers every person in every room is going to know who you
(28:58) are and that did not happen with Jack most people didn't know who he was when he went in public so I wouldn't really be surprised if 10,000 is not the real number and it's like 2 or 3,000 maybe at the max and the point behind me going on this kind of diet tribe is just to point out that between YouTube and kick these income sources don't really add up to 700 $800,000 a month it just doesn't add up to that so it kind of begs the question how is this guy actually making his money well as a lot of people have
(29:21) talked about what Jack did was actually kind of a kind of smart kind of kind of Genius in like a mocky of Ellen slime evil guy kind of way he took advice from Andrew Tate have you ever dated an only fan chick that's given you 100% of the money all the time I'm describing to you right now my all the chicks gave me all all the money in recent years Jack took up a new career opportunity of being an only fans manager he basically helps these girls run their accounts he tells them what kind of content they should
(29:46) post he makes sure they're posting consistently and as a result he gets a cut of whatever money they make from the simps that are paying for their pay waled nudes all of the stuff we've seen from him on YouTube in the past few years are essentially a him killing time or B him trying to promote whatever only fans girl is in the content so he can make money off of them by growing his brand and his name and having these girls around him he can funnel people who are basically atics and want to you know subscribe to this kind of stuff to
(30:10) go and check out his only fans girls pages and then he collects his percentage one of these schemes he devised in particular to get the most attention possible was seen on YouTube shorts and he got a few shorts that got a lot of views Wilson versus Spalding which ball will explode first this content is absolute cancer I do not know who is watching it maybe it's children watching it I really don't know but naturally because it's cancer it managed to get 100 million views on YouTube I don't know what I'm doing and
(30:39) if you check the description of this short you instantly see him promoting this girl's only fans if you check another short is the exact same thing in this next one he's with his mom and they also promote this girl's only fans my mom hates my new girlfriend so today I'm going to try everything in my power to change REM mind first I had my girlfriend McKinley go tan next to my mom to see if she could talk to her oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa excuse me put some blow on please now this girl in particular in
(31:01) this video the girl that's not his mom she doesn't have an only fans as far as I know but I think if Jack thought it would make him money and his mom thought that it would then I think they would uh probably do that like tomorrow yesterday I think he would totally put his mom on only fans if he could but this girl his girlfriend is named McKinley Richardson she has 7 million subscribers of her own on YouTube mostly Subs she got from being in Jack's content and her Channel's also pretty dead She's Got 7
(31:24) million subscribers but she averages like 100k views on her actual videos the only videos that actually get attention are the shorts today when I was walking in Miami Beach I noticed a weirdo looking at my app I'm going to go home and myself obviously it's not really advisable to imagine what kind of relationship they have considering you know that Jack is like managing her only fans and managing all these other girls only fans and looking at their content every day I would imagine they might have kind of an Adam 22 situation going
(31:50) on but I don't really know one really funny moment during the IRL streams is at one point fousy tube the goat of YouTube came over to the house the I felt gay guy I felt worthless I felt ugly I felt gay I felt that no like that he found out that Jack was doing only fans and that his girl did only fans and he just basically roasted him and called him a degenerate freak for letting his girlfriend do this are you going to tell your wife s [ __ ] she doesn't S [ __ ] what dides she sell toe pictures song
(32:16) pictures oh you think that makes it better you think that she's hiding in a TI like this bending over and a GU dog porn ruins men ruins men I'm a sex addict I know shout out to fousy by the way for being the the god of content I'll probably do a video about him at some point soon because he is just the most entertaining person to ever exist but as is the case with a lot of only fans and sex work related people and managers we would eventually see some serious allegations be made about Jack and his business practices now I do
(32:46) want to preface here that these are allegations they have been made by a few people but regardless of that we don't have direct proof of Jack doing anything illegal so please just take all of this with a big big big big dry hard giant rock of salt okay we don't know how true any of this is now these allegations initially came out with a girl named Natalie Reynolds she herself is a pretty controversial person she's a kick streamer so you can imagine the kind of stuff she's getting up to over on that
(33:10) site she's best known for a few really hated moments uh my particular favorite one is when she rented a big white van wrote free candy on it and did a prank where she asked real life children with their parents shopping at Walmart if they wanted free candy and it went about as well as you would expect it to go uh people were like what's wrong with you do you want some free candy oh guys look at the prank epic prank I pretended to be a p file at the beginning of 2024 Natalie decided to accuse Jack publicly of grooming she
(33:40) essentially claimed that Jack would meet these 17-year-old girls he would become friends with them he would kind of talk to them in some kind of sense and he would then try to convince them to do only fans as soon as they turned 18 she reiterated this same claim again in another tweet regarding this particular girl who had just turned 18 and was like I'm 18 go sub to my own fans but at the time all this went down Natalie didn't post any direct proof and make no mistake this kind of allegation is somewhat believable on the surface given
(34:06) that Jack himself is pretty young and he's also got a really warped reted mind so maybe he could justify this kind of behavior unfortunately because Natalie is um not very smart she didn't provide any proof at all so you know she really helped out those victims if they do exist she would also claim that Jack was scamming these girls with predatory business contracts she called this girl that he's gifting a Rolex his uh his only fans demon true basically she's claiming here that this Rolex that he he
(34:31) bought this demon is with money that he got in the first place from making money off of her only fans through this supposedly predatory business contract now it is probably true that he bought them Rolexes with the money he made from them but at the end of the day this is not really a scam assuming that the girls knew the contract they were getting into and they were above age and Natalie didn't have these contracts she didn't post any real proof of it she just kind of [ __ ] talk Jack and made a bunch of claims without any proof so
(34:54) once again if there are real victims here we wouldn't even know like we would never even know not from Natalie certainly and she's ultimately harming people's chances of coming forward in the future if something like that is happening because she just made this claim seemingly out of spite I do like though that uh in this in this little shot here you can see Jack's dad in the back just being like I'm so proud of my boy that's my boy that's my Jack he did such a good job I'm so proud of my boy
(35:16) oh my God that's my son that's my son my beautiful Rich talented YouTuber son basically it seemed like Natalie was making these allegations less out of the intention to help any kind of victim and more because she just didn't like Jack Jack had person Al beefed with her and spited her so she was like hey I'm just going to [ __ ] talk you but the focus is really taken away from the victims which I think is not a good thing to do if you're going to make some kind of allegation at least if you're going to
(35:36) do it for the right reasons which I don't I don't think that Natalie was doing that here and Natalie herself is a very kind of questionable person as I said before at one point she did this really uh crazy stream Where She encouraged this random woman to jump in a lake the woman said that she couldn't swim and then Natalie was just like all right bye and just left her to drown you should just jump in right now I'm going to jump in with my shoes on okay ready yeah ready oh you said you wanted to swim you told
(36:02) me to jump in I didn't tell you to jump in I can't swim I can only oh she might literally die dude she's drowning in the lake so she is a very very questionable person herself pretty much everyone involved here actually with Jack dty in anyway anyone who's been close with them at any point and tries to expose him frankly I'm going to give them kind of a side eye kind of a what's going on there buddy what's what's wrong with you because if you're close to Jack dty in any way at any
(36:27) point in time you probably are a weird person yourself it really makes me question like you're exposing him now but how did you get along with this little psychopath in the first place but Natalie is not the only person to make allegations against Jack he would also be called out by another streamer named Norway not the country not the not the place the entire country of Norway didn't call out Jack dty as believable as that would be if he went there for one day because they would probably throw him in uh some kind of detainment
(36:50) Center hopefully but no it was a guy called Norway and Norway claimed that Jack had housed a 16 or 17-year-old girl in his words at the only fans Penthouse he running in Miami Jack said she was actually 17 but don't tell anybody uh Jack I'm going to tell people she was 17 Jack the the Sophie girl oh not Sophie Sophia Sophia's little sister was 17 that was at the house and then um you said they're never com back to the house um 4 days later Jack Ace invited uh the 17-year-old and her friends over to the
(37:24) house and um I also have messages of uh Sophie messaging me uh Daddy please uh forgive me or Daddy please come over or something they were the girls were begging me to come over to the other house while I'm in the guest house next door uh but I didn't want to come over because you're were 17y old and I and Jack I messaged you I told you to kick them out and then you didn't do [ __ ] about it cuz you're in newai um but yeah Ace was chilling with 17y olds in your house without the NDA that's crazy they
(37:53) didn't even sign n they just pull up that's why you got scared when I call the cops and the girls when they were drink driving cuz we were 17 so there's a lot of claims floating out there around Jack about Jack a lot of claims being made of his salacious sneaky sussy Baka Behavior but it's really unclear how real any of it is in terms of proven allegations of him getting underage girls drunk so they signed some kind of contract or agreement to do only fans in the future if he did do that then
(38:17) there's eventually going to be some kind of legal consequences for him which I would love to see obviously but there's no proof that he actually did that so it's just kind of it's up in the air you know and now we get to bring it back around a little bit to his parents because throughout all of this behavior all these allegations all of the Internet Hate Jack's parents are still around and they're not there to punish him or be like I don't like what you're doing they just go on his streams and
(38:37) pretend like they disapprove his lifestyle and then he gives them like a wash and they're like ah you're not so bad kid you want me to take you for a little ride in the Canam no absolutely not why are your mom so scared cuz you like to scare the crap out of us yeah I do that's right I know but make no mistake they are still present every single step of the way and see what he's doing and they don't care because he's making money and I think the thing I really want to hammer in here is that
(38:57) his existence is largely their fault if when Jack was 14 years old and he was terrorizing people at Walmart he was harassing this random Karen in the neighborhood if he had been seriously punished for those actions if he had just had his internet access taken away frankly there could have been some chance to save this dude from himself from becoming a complete Menace to Society instead what they did is they allowed him unrestricted internet access they let him have access to whatever business opportunity he wanted and they
(39:21) let him be rewarded actively for all of his bad behavior and that's how he turned into who he is today a complete scumbag someone who exists seemingly solely for the misery of others and funnel simps to only fans accounts to squeeze money out of them and as much as someone like I will criticize him as much as like maybe kick will ban him or something like that it doesn't really matter the money just keeps rolling in and to him his mom and his dad that's really all that matters well at the end of the day you have to remember that
(39:47) this is what you two raised and this is what you guys got [Music]
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1. Browse the Labels: The sidebar features a "Labels" section, the perfect way to find posts on specific topics. Look for tags like TRUTH and matrix for thematic content, but also explore more personal and humorous labels like fuckinghilarious!!!, labelwhore, or holyshitspirit to get a feel for the blog's unfiltered personality.
2. Check the Popular Posts: This section gives you a snapshot of what content is currently resonating most with other readers. It’s an excellent way to discover some of the blog's most compelling or timely finds.
3. Explore the Pages: The list of "Pages" at the top of the blog contains more permanent, curated collections of information. Look for descriptive pages like "libraries system esoterica" for curated resources, or more mysterious pages like OPERATIONNOITAREPO and COCTEAUTWINS=NAME that reflect the blog's scrapbook-like nature.
Now it's your turn. Dive in, follow the threads that intrigue you, and embrace the journey of discovery that "The Chronically Online Algorithm" has to offer.
