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Going Down the TikTok Conspiracy Rabbit Hole
Short Summary for [Going Down the TikTok Conspiracy Rabbit Hole](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg) by [Merlin](https://merlin.foyer.work/)
"Exploring Level Three and Four Conspiracy Theories on TikTok"
[00:02](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=2) Levels of conspiracy theorists on the internet
[02:12](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=132) North Pole holds significant biblical and historical references
[06:46](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=406) Exploring the TikTok conspiracy rabbit hole
[09:00](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=540) Andrew Dawson's mysterious disappearance and staged videos
[14:03](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=843) Ground news offers unbiased news comparison
[16:07](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=967) TikTok video covers various conspiracy theories
[19:36](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=1176) Many believe celebrities, including Kanye West, are clones due to 'malfunctions' and physical changes shown in viral clips and interviews
[21:29](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=1289) Kanye West's mysterious disappearance and conspiracy theories
[25:13](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=1513) The conspiracy theory suggests that Avril Lavigne was replaced by a body double after her death.
[26:53](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=1613) Many famous individuals are said to have clones.
[30:31](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=1831) TikTok conspiracy theories about U.S. presidents' relations
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Detailed Summary for [Going Down the TikTok Conspiracy Rabbit Hole](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg) by [Merlin](https://merlin.foyer.work/)
"Exploring Level Three and Four Conspiracy Theories on TikTok"
[00:02](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=2) Levels of conspiracy theorists on the internet
- Level 1: Basic conspiracy theorists believing in moon landing hoax, 9/11 conspiracy, etc.
- Level 4: Highly enlightened, open-minded individuals deemed as suffering from a mental disability by society
[02:12](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=132) North Pole holds significant biblical and historical references
- Mount Zion and Garden of Eden are said to be located at the North Pole
- The English language is analyzed to reveal hidden meanings and connections
[06:46](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=406) Exploring the TikTok conspiracy rabbit hole
- Disney potentially sending hidden messages through illusions
- The mysterious discovery of a giant figure on a mountain sparking a viral video and potential danger for the uploader
[09:00](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=540) Andrew Dawson's mysterious disappearance and staged videos
- Andrew's encounter with the CIA agent led to suspicion and fear among his followers
- People were left speculating about the authenticity of Andrew's videos and his sudden disappearance
[14:03](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=843) Ground news offers unbiased news comparison
- Ground news provides over a hundred sources for a comprehensive view
- It also alerts users about biased news stories based on political spectrum
[16:07](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=967) TikTok video covers various conspiracy theories
- Discussion of Roman inscriptions and possible connections to ancient Chinese references
- Conspiracy theories about Antarctica, including Hitler's alleged visit and discovery of a hyper-intelligent sea monster
[19:36](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=1176) Many believe celebrities, including Kanye West, are clones due to 'malfunctions' and physical changes shown in viral clips and interviews
- Viral clips of celebrities like Katy Perry, Eminem, and Kanye West showing 'malfunctions' such as eye twitching and non-responsiveness fuel clone theories
- Kanye West's sudden change in height and increasingly erratic behavior during his 2022 presidential campaign have added to these clone speculations
[21:29](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=1289) Kanye West's mysterious disappearance and conspiracy theories
- Yay's sudden change of heart and subsequent disappearance raised suspicions among fans and media.
- Conspiracy theories emerged about Kanye being assassinated and possibly cloned.
[25:13](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=1513) The conspiracy theory suggests that Avril Lavigne was replaced by a body double after her death.
- The theory details differences in appearance and behavior between the original Avril Lavigne and the alleged body double, Melissa Vandella.
- This theory has sparked a broader trend of conspiracy theories about celebrities and world leaders being cloned.
[26:53](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=1613) Many famous individuals are said to have clones.
- Donald Trump was allegedly cloned at the age of five against his will.
- The Illuminati's REM driven human cloning subculture is a main form of communication for them.
[30:31](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg&t=1831) TikTok conspiracy theories about U.S. presidents' relations
- Discusses the video's content on U.S. presidents' relations without evidence
- Expresses amusement and frustration with the lack of proof and education system
Transcript for [Going Down the TikTok Conspiracy Rabbit Hole](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njxD_3M07zg) by [Merlin](https://merlin.foyer.work/)
a conspiracy theorist is defined as
someone who is incredibly based and also
very very smart at least that's how they
would Define themselves but in reality
most of them are [ __ ] morons now
don't get me wrong I'm not saying every
conspiracy theory is ridiculous I mean
Kennedy definitely got whacked by the
CIA I think we can all agree on that one
but they start to lose me with schizo
stuff like this now if we think about it
our moon could be fake and not an
original sustainer of our Earth I mean
Mercury and Venus don't have moons so
could the moon just be a high
technological place where they do Secret
Galactic things now the way I see it
there are four levels of schizos on the
internet level one is your basic ground
level conspiracy theorist they believe
in stuff like the moon landing is fake
Bush did 9-1-1 the female orgasm is real
stuff like that your level 2 schizos are
your Q Anon types they are very very
distrustful of the government to an
unhealthy level then you got your level
threes not only are they distrustful of
the government but also of reality
itself this is like your flat Earth
types or your Hollow Earth types or your
Q birth
that's new now a level 4 schizo is
someone who is
so enlightened so open-minded that it
almost seems like they're suffering from
a mental disability but the reality is
they're just on a different mental
wavelength than us sheep in this video
we're going to be discussing conspiracy
theories that I found on Tick Tock and
all of them are going to be in that
level three and four range so buckle up
this is gonna sound crazy but just hear
me out Outback Steakhouse is a part of
some satanic cult here's a tea in
evidence
so there are multiple Outback Steakhouse
locations where if you connect all of
them like connected dots they make a
pentagram I'm talking Indiana New York
Idaho and so much more what is going on
that would explain the absolutely
demonic shits I take every single time I
eat there
we have all been programmed to believe
that there is no land at the North Pole
just a bunch of ice sheets nothing to
see here what if I told you that this is
far from the truth not only is the North
Pole home to the most exceedingly high
mountain in the world Mount Zion the
Mountain of God which is spoken about
all throughout the Bible it is also home
to Paradise the Garden of Eden which is
still here to this day this one can very
easily be proven if you just went to the
North Pole okay it's not that hard just
go to Alaska get on a boat and go north
this is one of the first ever maps
created of the North Pole in the 1500s
that mountain in the middle it is called
the rupus Negra straight from Wikipedia
rupus [ __ ] okay bro I'm pretty sure
you're not allowed to say that Rupa
sneaker is a black rock okay I am now
convinced that the only reason he made
this video was to have an excuse to say
the n-word not to mention
did you know so apparently the English
language is full of spells that we cast
upon ourselves think about it we awake
in the morning what is awake pretty sure
that's a funeral so we awake in the
morning oh like morning the death of
something and then we go to work all
week you know like week
so we work on the week days like week
days in a state of stunned confusion so
you know we work all week until the
weekend when we're you know weekend and
the reason we even go to work is to earn
a living you know earn a living like
put our living in an urn sounds like
we're getting the weekend of the deal
see weekend let's not mention the fact
that they literally call it spelling and
we learn to write in cursive well we
used to let's break down the word child
chai old like chai as in Chi like a
vital life force old so like a vital
life force getting old how about parents
you know pear who rents the child don't
even get me started on what words used
to mean and what they mean now like the
word nice in Latin it literally means
ignorant there's so many double meanings
to so many words it's crazy this rabbit
hole is deep y'all did bro just discover
words or something what's going on here
you know when I first saw this I was
like there's no [ __ ] way this guy's
serious he's either a nitrous oxide
addict or he's trolling right now but I
started browsing some of his other
videos and no
he is not trolling this man is 100
serious like his third eye is so open
that it's giving him brain damage and
then I started looking at the comments
thinking that everybody's gonna be
[ __ ] on him but no this man has
convinced a lot of people that the
English language is black magic
whenever it's a full moon people become
crazy they have said this for centuries
it was only the scientists that caught
up about 50 to 75 years ago that figured
out the human body is 70 water and the
moon pulls on us too just like it pulls
on the tides so people become crazy
Under full moons that's why they call it
lunatics this actually explains a lot
because once a month I wake up naked in
a man's bed with no recollection of how
I got there so
it's it's it's the full moon making me
gay all right I'm not actually gay it's
just the moon messing with my brain
chemistry
you can't tell me Giants and giant
things didn't exist look at the grains
on top of that tree stump that's classed
as a mountain oh you know nothing to see
here just a giant person asleep on top
of a mountain almost reminds me of Genoa
Moana and maybe just this elephant head
on a mountain
wow yeah nothing to see here it's only a
human face on the side of a mountain no
they're not toes that's not a man
between some giant toes surely not no I
feel like this is a symptom of what
happens when you literally never go
outside like if this man just stepped
out of his gamer dungeon for five
minutes he would immediately notice that
some things just look like other things
I just realized that photo kind of looks
like
my room right now
I guess it's true what they say people
in stone houses shouldn't throw glass
but my point still stands okay if you if
you go outside you'll notice that things
just resemble other things okay take
this rock formation for example just
because it looks like a giant schlong
does not mean that it was a giant
schlong okay and if it was
good for him but you know what he is
British and they think that this is good
food so it's not that big of a surprise
that he believes this stuff but
unfortunately I did some digging in you
know this is more of a widespread belief
than I thought so tell me do you believe
was Disney trying to tell us something
[Music]
some things are just an optical illusion
right well is this an optical illusion
look at that and tell me you don't know
what that is go ahead and tell me that
confidently and mean it because you know
darn well what that is you can see it no
that's not a carving that's a petrified
animal from the days of old there's
plenty of statues on this Earth that are
thousands of years old now what if they
were petrified beings now I know what
you guys are thinking these guys are
insane they're probably high on PCP and
they probably smell like ass all of
these things are true but they might be
on to something this conspiracy goes a
lot deeper than you think in fact one
person might have been killed for trying
to expose it on April 9th 2022 Andrew
Dawson posted a video of what appeared
to be a giant standing on top of a
mountain in Canada person dude
no seriously pull over pull over
there's a person standing there no it's
not dude if you've seen what I've seen
right now
the video went insanely viral getting 17
million views and I guess Andrew just
couldn't resist the dopamine hit so he
decided to go back to the mountain
multiple times to try to get a less
shitty video of the creature but he was
starting to bring a lot of unwanted
attention some people didn't want him
recording anymore I just got stopped by
like some CIA agents he told me to turn
around said I'm trespassing I said it's
a public freaking it's a public area
like a public park or whatever some
local told me to take this path
I didn't get it on camera but I'm gonna
go again tomorrow and be prepared to be
filming right now because he stopped the
vehicle his truck was blocking it said
some like environmental issues going on
I don't know he told me to go back and
said I was trespassing the CIA didn't
want Andrew snooping around there
anymore for some reason even though this
was Canada so why would the CIA even be
you know what don't think about it too
hard Andrew wasn't about to let the CIA
get in the way of his quest for the
truth so we told that agent to go [ __ ]
himself and he kept going back to the
mountain the guys here again
yeah it's just this is him
what's going on
road's closed turn around really yeah
man just just turn around please okay
okay
have a good night man
oh that was [ __ ] up a few days after
that incident Andrew posted this video
on April 16th
I think that's the same vehicle for me
hey
and he went radio silent after this post
everybody assumed that the CIA whacked
him three weeks later on May 6th he
finally posted an update sorry to
disappoint you guys but all of the
videos that I post all the videos that I
posted were scripted they're just fake
they were just strictly for an
entertainment
now this of course made people really
suspicious bro was acting weird as hell
and it was almost like there was someone
behind that camera holding a gun after
that he disappeared again for 10 days
until he posted this video you might not
see me post ever again
my videos weren't they weren't fake
clearly something was up and Andrew was
terrified that he was gonna get whacked
but that still wasn't enough to stop his
quest for the truth because the next day
he went back to the mountain
what is that
this was the last video Andrew Dawson
would ever post now guys there's a very
real chance that our boy Andrew staged
this whole thing I'd say about a 97
chance but I'm really Holding Out for
that three percent that he was tortured
and killed in a CIA black site because
that would be cool
can we expose the real reason why
dinosaurs are not here today I'm not
taking any chances so they said white
dinosaurs are extinct because an
asteroid hit the earth well my theory is
that they were killed by the aliens so
these asteroids just hit directly all
over the planet killing all of the
dinosaurs it gotta be something else for
me you telling me these asteroids hit
all of the dinosaurs and they're all
just went extinct well I say them
asteroids were actually missiles you put
me in an empty room with nothing but a
bucket of Meth for 10 years I could not
come up with something this stupid
Marvel movie they
that has been talk about dinosaurs being
on the center of the earth also you know
hollow Earth theory where China found an
underground Forest if you've ever
watched the movie Journey to the Center
of the Earth they went there and they
saw dinosaurs they already showed us in
the movie Jurassic world how it is
living with dinosaurs we wouldn't be
able to survive so they had to get off
the planet one thing that these
conspiracy theorists do all the time
that I think is hilarious is they will
cite a fictional movie as if it's a a
real historical event so did this
Annunaki group or aliens whatever you
want to call them missile off the
dinosaurs for the evolvement of humans
it's just kind of hard to believe the
destruction of dinosaurs came from
asteroids
she says she says it's hard to believe
that the destruction of the dinosaurs
came from an asteroid it's hard to
believe she says but aliens shooting
them with missiles the
perfect sense
the sharing of biased false news
okay well that was creepy as hell you
know after watching that it's easy to
see why people are so distrustful of the
media I mean no wonder there's so many
conspiracy theorists these days it's
almost impossible to get the full
unbiased story in the news or at least
that's what I thought until I found out
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have you ever thought about why an
iPhone has its name when Apple says I it
literally means I iPhones are watching
us listening to us and seeing everything
we're doing and some people have this
link to the Illuminati don't believe me
what Siri spelled backwards
[Music]
okay bro what the [ __ ] you want me to do
use an Android
not gonna happen
you guys remember the Roman Empire you
know it was pretty famous they even had
a TV show based on it well one woman on
Tick Tock claims that the Roman Empire
never existed it always blows my mind
talking to people who have invested
their lives in the study of ancient Rome
because you all don't seem to realize it
didn't exist it is a figment of the
Spanish inquisition's imagination now my
first thought upon hearing this was like
of course Rome exists the city of Rome
is still there to this day how do you
explain that the city of Rome was
created by the Vatican after the Great
Western Schism it was cow Fields until
the 1500s okay well what about the
Coliseum or trajan's column I'm sure
they Corbin dated that [ __ ] and it's way
older than 500 years what about places
like the Coliseum or trajans call them
or Roman inscriptions written on things
you cannot radiocarbonate stone trajan's
column matches another column from
Greece indicating that it was dragged
there the thing on top of it is a statue
of the Pope added much later okay okay
but didn't the ancient Chinese mention
the Roman Empire there's proof right
there what about ancient Chinese
mentions of the great Roman Empire those
don't exist ah damn bro she doesn't
answer for everything now I'm no
historian well actually I am a historian
because I have a history degree from
Devry so as a historian I say this woman
is full of [ __ ] in my professional
opinion
Antarctica is sketchy yeah every single
country has signed a treaty that you
can't do anything in Antarctica no one
can go to certain areas in Antarctica
and no one can own Antarctica Hitler at
one point went to Antarctica with like
40-something virgin woman
isn't that bizarre he has a documented
Voyage to Antarctica with like 40 virgin
women I swear you can say whatever the
hell you want as long as you pretend to
be on a podcast and put creepy music in
the background people will believe you
there's this theory that Russian
scientists found a hyper-intelligent sea
monster in Antarctica called organism
46b in Antarctic there's layers to the
ice so it goes very very deep these
Russian scientists drill for 30 years
through the ice and then they finally
breached into a lake three of these
scientists they go down to explore the
lake and they're attacked and killed by
a massive octopus-like creature the next
day the remaining scientists had gone
out again to look for this creature and
they had managed to get it into a cage
and trap the creature and when they had
come back up from the bottom of the ice
they just told the media that they saw
nothing but the story is that this thing
is now back in Russia and they're using
it in the military
now another common thing I've noticed on
Tick Tock is that if two people look
slightly similar that can't just be a
coincidence there has to be something
more going on is the answer to one of
the most brutal unsolved murders of all
time Katy Perry is she actually murdered
child pageant star JonBenet Ramsey
JonBenet who happens to look a lot like
Katy Perry was never murdered and it was
all a lie jonbenet's parents faked her
death and the ransom note because they
wanted to get her away from the child
pageant scene because she already had a
few known creepy men fixating on her P
words and people trying to take
advantage of her and wanted to use her
talent in Star Quality when she was
older even their parents look eerily
similar if they just got older and aged
a bit how does this photo look like both
of them at the same time that's not even
the only Katy Perry clone Theory that's
Zooey Deschanel that's Katy Perry they
do look too similar to me and maybe
that's just my conspiracy mind I'm
calling it clones oh come on not this
guy again this guy's like my son the
more I try to get away from him the more
he shows up I'm just gonna play another
video on the same topic because I'm I'm
tired of seeing the schlemil so
automatically they look so similar
people thought they were sisters is it
because one of them is a clone
well I was just wondering
what about their mom you know so I
decided to look into both of their
mothers when you look at pictures of
their mothers pregnant with them you'll
find none you know I've seen this point
brought up a lot in conspiracy circles I
think it's a really dumb Point okay like
there are no pictures of my mom pregnant
with me either that doesn't mean I'm a
I'm a clone right
I'm not a clone there's no way I'm a
clone
who the hell are you me
I'm your clone
you've been exposing too many Secrets
Danny so the higher up sent me to whack
you and take your place
it's ridiculous you're not gonna kill
sorry about that guys now what were we
talking about oh yeah clones what do all
of these celebrities have in common well
people everywhere believe that these are
all clones so let's talk about it it
starts with viral clips of these
so-called malfunctions such as Katy
Perry's eye twitching or Eminem being
non-responsive while being interviewed
and there's countless videos of many
other celebrities having similar
experiences all over the Internet
leading many to believe that they were
indeed clone with the most recent
example being not of an exact
malfunction but rather of Kanye West now
being taller than ever before those are
just a few of the many many many
celebrities who have supposedly been
cloned I'm going to talk about a few of
the more famous cases and uh stick
around because this whole cloning Rabbit
Hole goes very deep we're gonna get to
like the bottom layer of the schizo
Iceberg on this one let's start with
Kanye West on October 8th 2022 Kanye or
yay as he's known now tweeted I'm a bit
sleepy tonight when I wake up I'm going
Defcon 3 on Jewish people the funny
thing is I actually can't be
anti-semitic because black people are
actually Jew a month later yay
officially began his campaign for
president of the United States he
quickly got together a team of the best
gay neo-nazis in the country and started
doing a bunch of interviews where he was
saying some
interesting things what schools are
doing is exactly what the CIA does with
Pixar films and Disney films they make
Bambi's mom die in the beginning right
and off that pain comes
a purchase of ice cream with each
interview yay kept getting more and more
unhinged and this reached a climax when
he went on Alex Jones's show that's
right you're not Hitler you're not a
Nazi you don't deserve to be called that
a demonized well
I I see I I see good things about Hitler
also it seemed like this was going to go
on for a while but this would actually
be the last interview yay ever did up to
this point you see one night yay was
sitting on his couch flipping through
the channels when he came across the
movie 21 Jump Street and at some point
during the film yay realized he liked
Jewish people again watching Jonah Hill
in 21 Jump Street made me like Jewish
people again no one should take anger
against one or two individuals and
transform that into hatred towards
millions of innocent people no Christian
can be labeled anti-semite knowing Jesus
is Jew thank you Jonah Hill I love you a
lot of people thought this sudden change
of heart was suspicious and to make
matters even weirder after this post
yea went missing no interviews no social
media no Paparazzi nothing this was
getting scary yay said himself just a
few weeks before his disappearance if if
I ever went anywhere we'd know why you
understand what I'm saying
rumors were swirling that Kanye was
assassinated
but then all of a sudden he was spotted
out in public with some mystery woman
but this wasn't enough to convince
everyone that yay was actually alive has
Kanye West been cloned people have taken
to social media with height comparisons
of Kanye and various celebrities before
and after the supposed cloning took
place West's height is five foot eight
and here he is with his former wife Kim
Kardashian who is five foot two
West's new wife Bianca sensori is
purportedly only one inch shorter than
him at five seven but there are multiple
photographs showing some story who looks
much shorter than West wearing heels
even while he's more or less Barefoot
bro really married the first Kim
Kardashian lookalike he could get his
hands on but what if she's not just a
look-alike what if she's also a clone
Kanye's new wife is a clone
clone of Kim Kardashian didn't survive
the 2009 robbery and she was cloned
Bianca chansori Kanye's new wife is just
a clone of Kim Kardashian
heard right
she is just a clone of Kim Kardashian
but not just a clone of Kim
they Rick Morty this crap they made her
a clone of a clone now guys this goes a
lot deeper okay we're just at the tip of
the iceberg right now so stick around
these theories about celebrities getting
replaced with clones actually goes back
way further than you'd think back to
1969 when everybody thought Paul
McCartney died and was replaced with the
look-alike there was even one report
that McCartney was killed three years
ago in an auto accident and a double put
in his place just because he wasn't
wearing any shoes on this album cover no
I'm not joking but hey it was the 60s
everybody was high on LSD so what can
you do fast forward to 2011. you guys
remember Avril Lavigne I don't because
most of my long-term memory was wiped
out after I overdosed on nitrous oxide
in 2019 but apparently she was a very
popular singer in the early 2000s her
debut album let go sold 16 million
copies and was nominated for two Grammys
but unfortunately she passed away
shortly after the album's release now
you're probably saying to yourself Danny
you schmuck Avril Lavigne released
several albums after that one
that's where you're wrong because most
of those albums weren't made by Avril
they were made by avril's body double
Melissa you see after the surprise
success of her debut album Avril was
having a hard time adjusting to fame and
eventually it got to be too much and she
hanged herself her parents were
devastated by the loss of their daughter
and her record company was devastated by
the loss of millions of dollars so the
record company execs convinced avril's
parents to keep her death on a Down Low
at least until her next album came out
since it was already fully recorded at
that point so they came up with the
brilliant idea to replace avra with a
body double the real Avril Lavigne died
in September 2003 by unaliving herself
because she was depressed anxious she
couldn't handle being the most famous
person in the world at her age and her
grandfather just died who was her
everything but after she died her label
wanted to capitalize off of the massive
career she was building so they replaced
her with an actress who looks just like
her Melissa Vandella she was dressing
different her nose looks very different
the inner corner of her eyes have a
round slope and now it doesn't molds and
freckles in her arms are now in
different positions her height on Google
changed suddenly their handwriting was
different this Eerie photo of Avril
posing with the word Melissa on her hand
as if she's sending a message the way
ever sounds and sings were completely
different
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the reason I bring this up is because
the Avril Lavigne thing sparked a whole
new genre of conspiracy theories that
basically every celebrity on the planet
that you can think of has been cloned at
one point or another Will Smith Britney
Spears Eminem even Kevin Harpo they got
Kevin Hart how do you do it I have a
clone I was I was going to say that
there's two of you cats out the bag okay
it's about a good three of me oh and
it's not just celebrities that are being
cloned okay it's also world leaders like
Kim Jong-un and even Joe Biden but guys
it gets even more insane than that
there's this guy by the name of Donald
Marshall he claims that the secret
shadow government that runs the world
has been running underground cloning
facilities since the 50s where they have
clones of pretty much every famous
person you can think of Queen Elizabeth
is there uh Stephen Harper Canadian
Prime Minister uh Obama is there
Vladimir Putin is there the pope is even
there all kinds of heads of different
factions of different things uh the head
of the Mexican drug cartels there uh
Mafia in Italy is their man everybody is
there who is this schmuck and how does
he have so much information about this
if it's such a big secret well
apparently Donald was cloned himself at
the age of five he was kidnapped and a
clone of him was made against his will
but he didn't remember any of that until
he was 30 years old because I guess he
had to repressed memories or something
as memory repressed about the cloning
stuff until I was 30 years old they call
it the Awakening when they give you back
the memories and I know this sounds like
the plot of bad sci-fi movie but bear
with me in 2011 after gaining his
MIT titled exposing The Illuminati's REM
driven human cloning subculture
kind of a long-winding title got to be
honest I would have picked something
more catchy but whatever so what the
hell is an REM driven clone REM driven
clone okay now what that means is when
you go to sleep
the Illuminati this is their main form
of communication too they don't call
people on the phone they don't meet at
the Bohemian Grove anymore since they
got cloning they meet at the cloning
station when they go to sleep each of
them I don't know how they do it exactly
okay or else I know how to block it but
they can uh they can transfer your
Consciousness into a clone at the
cloning station if they have a clone of
you yeah so from what I gather it's kind
of like that Black Mirror episode with
Aaron Paul as soon as the person falls
asleep their clone wakes up and they can
control it while their actual body is
sleeping another thing he said is that
any damage done to your clone is felt by
the real person so if somebody punched
your clone in the balls it would just
randomly feel it as you were going about
your business kind of like a voodoo doll
and apparently this can also be used to
whack people they can give people
aneurysms and kill them while making it
look like natural causes if they apply
perm a constant electronic current to
your clone you will have an aneurysm if
you're younger
it'll it'll take a little bit longer
with the electric current but so how is
this guy still live after exposing all
these dork secrets well apparently he's
such a good songwriter that they can't
afford to get rid of him he says he's
written pretty much every hit song of
the 21st century to keep them off and
you started singing like original songs
there uh just right out of the blue
turns out the first one people liked it
and they had a famous person use it and
then they came back for more and I made
more and other people came back wanted
to hear more then they started bringing
me there every single night and all
these people wanted to meet me after I
made certain amount of songs and all
thought that I had some kind of like
super talents to them all the richest
people around
music producers and stuff all went there
Morton songs for me too now this is
where it all comes full circle because
our boy Donald he he basically invented
Kanye Kanye West has performed the many
songs I have made as a rem driven clone
version of myself from the cloning
Center through the process of
Consciousness transfer from my original
body to my duplicate Ram driven clone
Kanye West still attends the cloning
Center as a ram driven clone version of
himself
and this whole time I thought Kanye was
a musical genius but it turns out he's
just a talentless hack and got all his
songs written by the true genius that is
Donald Marshall so keep that in mind
next time you're bumping graduation
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uh I'm not really sure what this one is
implying
honestly I've been watching this video
on a loop for the past three hours and I
still don't get it but you know I was
scrolling through this man's profile and
he is an absolute gold mine
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now this mother sucker is alleging that
all U.S presidents are related and
someone in the comments asks if he had
any proof to back up his claim and I
[ __ ] you not this schmuck replied with
this needs no proof I [ __ ] love this
guy man he's like the perfect
representation of the failure of the U.S
educational system I can do an entire
video on this guy but sadly we gotta
move on
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