Celebrity Conspiracy Theories - Part One - YouTube
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hey everybody welcome to another episode of the podcast we're supposed to be basement blast um you know I like to do those on Sunday nights you know and usually on Sundays after doing gossip on Saturday nights and like on Sunday nights to do a list right I mean it's just the the way it goes and um I got to tell you though I was going to do a list just on Celebrity conspiracy theories right and I got so wrapped up in it that I was like dang I I think I can make this a whole episode so I have no how long I have no idea how long it's going to last
um but consider it the basement blast also Deep dive for for Monday kind of thing because it really is interesting of I knew a lot of them but there's a lot I didn't know and I was just like really oh my God that's crazy um and then some which you know people call conspiracy theories there's a couple that I think are 100% true and um you know go over those and but I want you to decide for yourself I mean there's some that I think are just um ridiculous but they're fun to talk about and one of those like the first
one um which you know I've heard of before obviously is the um what was it oh yeah the Justin Bieber being uh Alien lizard and here here's the thing if only a couple people had seen him transform into a lizard you don't okay you know it's like a UFO thing but this is in Australia and hundreds of people say they saw Justin transformed into a lizard now you would think that if there was hundreds of people that somebody would have taken a picture some kind of cell phone video something like that right I mean in this this time this age that we live in it's
when you're talking hundreds of people and then nobody managed to to get out the cell phone or the pictures I mean that's kind of hard to believe right so what they've done to support their position is they there are some YouTube videos some compilations of Justin blinking like a lizard I didn't realize that there was a special unique way um that blizzards uh lizard blizzards the lizards were supposed to to Blink but apparently um yeah so anyway that's the crazy one another kind of crazy one that really has gained a lot of traction the Justin Bieber lizard one really
hasn't but one of the things that's going around and it started as far as I can tell started on a website I think called Voice or noise something like that and I don't think that they updated anymore but I haven't checked in a long time but they they specialized in conspiracy theories and there was nothing wrong with this site I mean as far as conspir it was well done um the theories they laid them out and you know they tried to have proof and things like this it was it was a nice solid conspiracy theory kind of site and one of the things that they talked about was
this interview that somebody had had with with mcau caulin and basically the interview reports to say that um mcau had he was talking about you know children wearing human skins and that um that Hollywood Elites murder children during rituals and stuff like that okay now here's the interesting part and I'm going to read the things that he said supposedly in this interview and I am if you want to say that the the interview is made up he first of all I don't think he's ever denied that he gave the interview he's never really given a
statement so I guess it's not fair to say he's never denied it because I don't think it's ever given a statement um but one of the things that's interesting is that shortly after this I'm going to call it quote unquote interview occurred I even had something that was a little bit strange there were some people that visited um some people involved with this story okay and the next thing you know that website was gone I mean the website's still there but they they never wrote anything again really they just stopped they didn't take down the
post but they just stopped writing and that was really interesting because I mean they had been around for for several months then mlli got a visit from some people and he will say that he will and this is something that he will admit if you ask that he had a visit from some people who said that perhaps he should not be talking um in interviews the way he was and he didn't he says I didn't understand really what they're talking about but it was these very very tough people who came by and said that he needed to be quiet
and he was really scared and that's why he started telling people about that and then I think people brought up to the fact well what about this interview that you gave and again he doesn't actually talk about the interview none of the friends said that he would all Sid step in okay so as far as like a conspiracy theory goes it's good because there there are a lot of elements of things that really happen to him and things that happen to to other people that aren't you know so far off the they hey this is
not something I will ever believe okay the thing that's really harder to believe is the things that he said okay because supposedly in this interview okay there was questions and mcau says that quote he only got out of Al because he was smart and suspicious kid who got to famous to be killed like some of the other kids you learn very early to recognize which of them want to abuse you and which of them have even darker taste now do I believe that mcau gave a quote like that yeah absolutely but then this part is a little less likely
quote the worst of them wear shoes made out of the skin of children that they rally murdered now this is supposedly a radio interview in Paris um and then he also said have you seen leather products made from human skin it has a very unusual distinctive look I learned at a very young age to identify it now now one of the things that happened is that there were a lot of basically mainstream French Publications that ran with this thinking that he gave this radio interview nobody can find a copy of the radio interview okay um but anyway so within an hour
publication I mean hour of the radio thing it was all these mainstream French newspapers and then a couple hours after that all of them began to disappear with the internet and then they all scrubbed from the internet okay so that that is kind of one of the strange things about it okay now listen to this the um he he says that the first time he ever saw um human leather he was filming Home Alone to in New York and the quote was um he was ushered into a back room on a set and there was a guy in there a powerful EXE itive suit type you know what I mean
he tried to make me relax by giving me a can of Coke started telling me about the nature of the industry basically he wanted to cut my parents out he wanted to be my guardian he said he would make me into the biggest teen star in history he said I had it all but that I had to get rid of my parents I was like dude I'm 11 and he said you're a man now then the man began to make his intentions clear he started breathing real shallow my experience with pervert's kicked in I could tell he was interested in me he licked his lips and told me I was very handsome I think managed to say thank you and started
thinking about how I could get the heck out of there um then he reached into his case and took out a crack pipe he put it in his lap took out this huge lighter and continued to gaze at me with this overpowering sexual desire I was just staring at him I think I said something like dude I'm 11 again I remember he said to me it's a celebration little man to celebrate your upcoming successes your many successes come sit back down he was tapping the pipe on his crotch smiling this total creepazoid smile I ran out of the room but I ran straight into this other guy who was outside the
room he grabbed me by the arm and threw me back inside he lit the pipe and blew the smoke in my face he told me to look at his shoes he said they were made from the skin of children he and his friends had murdered he said leather made from human skin is the finest leather known to man okay um then here's something that's interesting okay so all the the I could see an 11-year-old being confronted by a guy in this kind of situation and then the guy telling him that the shoes were made of human skin and whether or not
they actually were the guys trying to you know scare mcau or Scare some other kid into you know basically allowing this older man to molest him okay so I mean it's you can almost see some kind of interview like this taking place where but then with the whole leather skin that becomes all of a sudden what everybody's talking about and you know it it was probably if this interview exists it was probably just somebody telling mcau an 11-year-old mcau know this and I think that mcau probably knows that too and this is basically taking oneline quotes kind of out of
context now one of the things that's interesting in this conspiracy theory is that he said that the executive back when this happened dropped a heavy hint about the provance of the skin used to make his shoes and he said he asked if I knew hea RoR and yeah I remember her I grew up watching poer guys I remember her in Happy Days she was so cute then it dawned on me he was getting at and and I vomited all over his shoes so um you know it's it's a I think that there's parts of it that I think that a child molesting um you know pervert in Hollywood would say to an 11-year-old basically you know
if you tell your parents then you know hey these are this is human you know skin or whatever on my shoes this is what's going to happen to you and so I could totally see something like that that happening and you know what but the the actual human you know leather I mean does does that even is that even a thing like I mean did the canals do that I I would just I'm interested to to know if that's something that was done and if if human skin is really decent for leather or something like that so and would you
doesn't have Unique Look do would you if you're wearing it on a public or people going to notice and if somebody does something like that are they really going to be smoking crack is that is that their drug of choice you know I don't know but again it's it's an interesting one and for being you know if you see a headline talking about mcau kin and human leather and skin you're like oh come on but then when you read the actual again quotes pulled from out of context but you know you could see some 11-year-old being scared and you know believing what some guy told him right and you you're
missing the part if moli said you know I didn't really believe they were leather skin I mean human skin you know but that's what he was saying so we don't have that line you know if this was a real interview and if it was you know there's probably that line and we don't have it so then you know it becomes a little you know you would really like to know if that line exists or not right um but it's still interesting and and little bit crazy now here's something these are the kind that really kind of blow my mind and this is just people um that
basically saying that John B would never died she was kidnapped by the Illuminati she went into hiding and she became Katy Berry okay that's that's the gist of it but you know who propagated this Theory it's so messed up it's so crazy it's that Dave guy you know the guy that called I think it was Dave Johnson or whatever Super Dave the guy who was arrested for the child porn and molesting children the one who had written the book about John banet he's the one who propagated the John banet Katy Perry thing guy just keeps popping
up I wasn't really going to even talk about this and then I saw that he was the one who did it and I was like wow he was a busy little dude and you know he was just obsessed with that case and I think a reason he was obssessed cuz it gave him a reason to think about little girls or something like that um so it's interesting that he took his little girl Obsession and somehow turned it into Katy Perry so maybe if he actually was going to have sex with an adult um maybe Katy Perry was his fantasy or something but you know he had a bunch of outlandish kind
of theories um but you know this was a celebrity one so I thought I would throw it in there especially when I saw his name um but going back to like ones I really think are cool and that I like um this is just have you the whole Abraham Lincoln johon of kendi kind of thing with the secretaries and all that kind of stuff just kind of blows your mind with all the coincidences right well and if you haven't just Google it just Google AMR linol JFK secretary whatever and it'll come up and you can spend 15 minutes in
that going holy crap right but anyway I like things like that and so David Bowie have you I I where I have never heard this one and I thought I heard most of them but I had never heard this one where he predicted Kanye West and I don't know how I missed this because I I I should have heard this and I even know that the album that the Boe and I know the cover and I it just never occurred to me it's like those things I was this many years old when I figured something out um but anyway in 1972 Bowie comes out with Ziggy Stardust
right and on the cover of it now 1972 was 5 years before con's more 5 years this is very important 1972 in the cover of the album there's Bo is standing in front of a shop and the shop is called k. West okay that's kind of cool you know but kind of random you need something to kind of push it over to the edge into some really good oh my God kind of stuff you just you really needed to push it over but what is the first track of Ziggy Stardust it's five years that's what it's called so 1972 5 years before Connie was born got K West and the shop
is called and the first songtrack it's called five years see that some good stuff right there that's the good stuff it's not even really I mean it's it's not really even a conspiracy theory saying you're predicted and it just Ed that just kind of blow your mind you know wow really really cool and did anybody ever ask about about it and I wonder and I I didn't Google but you know did somebody ask B we about it because that would be really cool to just to see what made him you know pick five years as the opening track you know about the door K West and if there was anything odd about that like oh you know
um we were going to pose in this one block and then all of a sudden you know we couldn't or there was this Sandstorm or something like that so we're kind of chased to this other block and that's you know we weren't supposed to be there then you're adding a third layer you know and a fourth layer and that's kind of that's just you know the really really good stuff and then it makes you wonder if there is some kind of circle pattern or something like that um now I'm going to talk about clones a lot and this and everything but again with somebody you know I did the the Katy
Perry and the John B not really a clone but became her one of the Taylor Swift ones that I don't think has really been thought out by the conspiracy theorist but it's interesting is that she's a clone of Zena Shrek who was the former High Priestess of the Church of Satan now does she look like Zena yeah she does are they twins no but they look a lot alike um and basically she Zena was The High Priestess of the Church of Satan from about 1985 to you know very very very very very early 1989 and then of course late in 1989 who you know was born
Taylor Swift so um you know there's that but you can almost make that fit to to anybody you know you could find some kind of situation with the night I just think it's interesting because of the fact that you know she does look you know a little like Zena and you know the timing because you can't just have one thing because you're like you can fit anything to a date right but when you when you throw in the picture thing then you got to do things and it makes it nice is it as is it as fun as interesting and solid as the
David Boe Kanye West thing no but it's it's interesting right kind of like when James huitt is is Prince Harry's dad see now this is one I've always believed and nobody's ever going to get me to change my mind um there is there anybody else with red hair in the royal family other than Prince Haring I don't know right now James hwit will say yes I was with Diana for many many years however I was wasn't with her until after Prince Harry was a toddler do we really believe that I don't think so I think that he's just a guy trying to do the right thing and just saying that Prince Charles is Prince Harry's down and I think that
everybody involved just kind of in that very British kind of way just mhm mhm mhm you know they're just they're not ever going to say anything they're just reserved and what it is is and you know Charles raised Harry as his own probably wondering where the hell did this hair come from and then seeing James H and going well there's where you know came from and also you look at Harry and you look at James they look way more likee than Harry and Prince Charles and it's not just about the hair color it's just the features you
know so that's one that um I just you know it's conspiracy theory but I think that I think that there's a lot of people who would subscribe to that you know same result as I would I I think that if you took a poll that there would be more than 50% who would agree that you know James hu is Prince AR's dad and I think that if you can get over 50% on a conspiracy theory then maybe perhaps it's not a conspiracy theory like if you going back to the MCCA caulin if you said do we believe that MCCA caulin was approached by some
pervert producer when MCCA was 11 yeah I think we'd all agree do you think that he made threats yeah do you think that you know he did all this other stuff yeah yeah but then if you say Do you think that the guy was wearing shoes made of human leather I think it would drop below 50% you know um I think that it's interesting about the the Heather aor thing too um I mean I first wrote about what the Heather eroric thing in November 2017 that sounds about right um and this interview with him happened after my well the exposed interview happened after I wrote about the Heather work
thing but the Heather work story's been around not very many people knew it I would say three four something like that um at the most because I mean the the you the person I heard it from I'm not going to say exactly where they were in that situation but um they were not actually in I mean they weren't in the room or anything like that I mean God help I wouldn't cover for anybody like that um but they knew of it um but they weren't in the room and he actually um told some people and you know reported it um as best he could and you know still things back in the 70s
were or 80s were you know was just Studios still kind of control the town right so um but anyway I'm just wondering if this producer that was having this talk with mcau you know would have known I would need to know who the producer's name was because honestly the one who was going to wear the shoes you know that was somebody who worked you know on that show um and I I I don't know if then he would have been having a conversation with mcau so you know that's that's kind of interesting um part to it um
okay oh yes okay this is one I've kind of talked about before and this is a fun one after the Depression thing um so the AAL line one right I mean everybody loves the the aine one now the The Story Goes that you know she killed herself in 2003 after her parents were divorced right and she was you know replaced by an actress I mean that's basically um what everybody says right and then they also say like um because of the fact you know she was making songs like complicated and Skater Boy and the the lyrics were just it wasn't just that they were hits you know those if you if you turn
on the radio right now and you hear Skater Boy you probably will be able to sing along with 85% of it even if you've only heard it once or twice in the last couple of years okay it's just that complicated you'll probably able to sing 85% of it even if you hadn't heard it in a few years okay those songs just stuck with you right but then all of a sudden you know 2007 she's making none of these songs are really sticky they're not you know sticking with you and then you know she married Chad Kroger who's the most boring person
especially if you think about after Derek wibley right and you're like okay you went from Derek and all this Punker Punk kind of thing to Chad Kroger and Nickelback so um and so then you know ail took her life and she was replaced by Melissa vandela um kind of like she was hired as a doppelganger so a wouldn't have to you know do the rest and everything and um when AAL killed herself everybody just said hey you know Melissa but basically um I don't know the the the counterpoints to this are so poor that it adds to the level that the
conspiracy right because the only things I've ever seen in as a counter point are basically that nobody knows if ail's parents are divorced not saying that they're not they're just they they're saying we don't know if for parents are divorced saying that the blemishes on her face you know they could have changed over the years people's blemishes change and that ail probably just had a nose job so I mean basically that's the only things that they have the Counterpoint to you need to have a stronger Counterpoint um it's one of my more favorite conspiracy theories to talk
about and it's fun and nobody's going to get hurt and you know so it's a good one to talk about right it's not depressing um I just I just feel like couldn't they come up with some better counterpoints then than just you know the blemishes may have changed and nobody knows whether or not ever's parents got a divorce um what has nobody bothered to to ask um anybody about that crazy um okay now speaking of like cloning and all that kind of stuff we talked about with Taylor Swift um there is something that is
pretty darn interesting um okay the when you talk about cloning of celebrities apparently the The Mastermind behind the entire cloning of celebrities is Queen Elizabeth she's the one who's in charge of it all and so basically every celebrity cloning theory has you want you know what I found out the other day I did not know this and I've lived in now I long long long long time is that Nots Berry Farm like boys and berries all Trac their history back to notb farm I did not know that until the um so every celebrity cloning story
traces back to a guy named by the name of Donald Marshall okay now Donald Marshall says that he lived in a cloning station that was run by Queen Elizabeth he never explains how he came to live at a cloning station just that he was living at one run by CLE Elizabeth now honest to God if you go to Google and you and you just type in Donald Marshall cloning as of you know a couple of days ago when I researched it there's 580,000 results okay so this guy is the it all goes back to that okay now basically his story kind of it's something you know um he says the
Freemasons are involved some group called The Real society and then scientologists and then all of them together are the Illuminati okay and you know he says that the Illuminati all meet in Subterranean bunkers and these same bunkers how what has become a network of celebrity cloning Farms none of these happened until after World War II and then what happened is the political people started bringing movie stars he was the political people started bringing movie stars and musicians there to hang around with them they can control who remembers the cloning facility and who will remain oblivious even though not
remembering still damages you now the Clones were used for Like Gladiator style wrestling bout sexual perversions ritual sacrifices and all this kind of stuff now but then there was others in case you need a new liver um you know something like a new kidney hello Selena Gomez you know something like that's he would probably say something like that basically it's the island okay and he says that by the way that the island was produced by the Illuminati or whatever um and you know then he tells all these
stories about Elizabeth and running it and that um she does terrible things to the children she cuts them with swords while they scream and all this kind of stuff and the children there are hostages and you know it's it's kind of a you know thing one of his famous ones is that basically he says that Britney Spears is a clone um and I've got a bigger Britney Spears conspiracy theory to deal with but I will just say this that what he says is that and there was also a website I think like Britney's dad.com or something but basically right before
Baby One More Time time Britney and Justin were in a nasty car accident that resulted in severe burns now here here's the thing is that you know I've already done the whole Deep dive and you know Britney and Justin they weren't around you know they weren't together all the time before she went on two or them and stuff I don't know it's just kind of and he was supposedly in his coma but remember you know in sync was touring right around then a lot so this would have been a little bit tougher to kind of swallow but record label found a
Britney Spears stand in and then um they went to the mall but Donald Marshall seems that you know she was clone or whatever and then if you see the before and after then it's totally um not the same and he also says that Eminem was cloned and Miley Cyrus was cloned you know all these people died apparently um now here his Miley Cyrus one and I'm just going to read this cuz it's interesting and this was on his Facebook from in July 2013 Miley was talking at the cloning Center last night saying that she's going to be needing songs and
that I will be making them I said no I'm not going to be making any more song she said yes you will I said Miley you're going to be in some a lot of trouble in the future for keeping silent about an alien body snatching crisis she said yeah I'll just say I was scared aliens hello and she chuckled I said yeah but how long do you remain silent 10 years 20 what are you going to tell people she said that I was scared and then said are you going to tell people that your fear of Grill which is that group right caus
you to stand in front of me with a knife and demand songs or you'd stab me so what is this guy he's supposedly writing all the Molly Cyra songs now um do we have him to thank for Party in the USA um anyway uh you know she says you're going to die is said some appreciation and then anyway I mean it's just just that I don't understand exactly what he's writing um but he also says basically you know every kind of so but here's the problem with all the cloning ones is basically it seems to only be the popular ones and it seems that they all die under really you got to really stretch the the circumstances which is
why I like the AAL one because you not you're not really doing it and you don't have AAL going into cloning centers or anything like that it's just somebody who looks a lot like AAL it's not an actual cloning thing and you know were they cloning people back at the end of World War II you know I just is that where we were technology-wise where you could clone people after World War II I don't know I just I don't see that one okay another fun go back and forth right okay Lord is 43 I love this one so basically um her birth certificate has been doctored
now Jezebel you know heard about this and credit to them they wrote to whoever you write to in New Zealand to get a copy from birth certificate now I don't know what it's like in every state now in California you're not going to get um the birth certificate you get when you request it unless you're the person and a lot of times you can't even get it but if you do it's not a rais seal or anything but I mean it looks official right it looks like a birth certificate supposed to look so they sent $17.50 um over to New Zealand and they got the birth certificate birth
certificate of Ella uh whatever Lord first all of her namea y go or whatever I know why she won't go right anyway the birth certificate I encourage you to to like Google the the hell out of this thing it's like a dot matrix prenter kind of thing it basically if you went and you went to word and you found a a dot matrix font or something like that and you just started typing you know um Lord born 1996 and whatever and it is so simple so basic has no stamps or anything official it is it is like if you said H How can I make the worst
looking Forge birth certificate on the face of the Earth this is what they've done they have figured out I mean it is is horrible so this obviously leads people to believe that she is lying about her age I mean these are some of my favorites like the Margot Robbie one um where actually she sat a different age one time I'm still convinced that she is older than she lets on um of course Katherine Zada Jones but she was just a straightup lying about the age um and I think that you know she just comes from a generation where people
just kind of fudged and especially with IMDb now that they're doing just fudge please you know go ahead I want you to have a career so go ahead and lie about it um but at the same time it's just kind of fun because it is the with Lord it is the worst looking birth certificate ever um no seal no nothing and then if you look at still photos of her um or do stills from videos and you do that thing where it says how old somebody looks um was it that did it somebody from Huffington Post and I'm sorry I'm forgetting him um anyway when she did it
it was she was like 36 years old 38 years old um 40 something years old and she was supposedly 20 at the time right and it's those things aren't 100% accurate but they're they're fairly close if the pictures are good enough and I mean lure does look old in this video that they were looking at and everything so um let's see oh this is interesting one something a little bit older um but Stevie Wonder can see I mean this is a really good one uh you know it's not something that you think about a lot it's Stevie Wonder really blind right now you know people are convinced that
he just pretends because he goes to basketball game he sits in the front row he wears the sunglasses right so nobody can see his eyes he caught a falling mic stand once which is everybody's favorite response to whether or not St can see and that video is available and everybody's just like how did he catch that um he's interested in photography again even though he can't see um basically you know the Legend um Ste CV's condition came as a result of being um 6 weeks premature and then the the incubator where he was you know had to spend the the six weeks and
everything like that but here's the thing um not just I mean everybody loves the video of the um the microphone because you know he did kind of reach out for it and people have taken a look at the videos and and they are wondering so here's the thing when right after he caught it then all of a sudden he stops clapping to the bead and everything um as if he is kind of realizing his mistake and you know it's it's just here's the thing Stevie Wonder would run around he plays primon adults with no assistance and he did this as a child okay um his lyrics
frequently reference imagery colors and experiences that would vision and he's been blind since birth again he does the the NBA games trying to get the best view of the Court even though he should have no view of the Court you know um the okay so Diddy's one of Diddy's um somebody kind of like is I guess ban or something like that so Stevie Wonder was at an NBA All-Star game and the the this guy Dylan who was in there he said that Stevie Wonder identified him from 50 ft away or something inside this crowded Arena and
he didn't know how that was possible unless Stevie could see um then Boy George had a interesting quote basically he gave an interview and he said he didn't think that Stevie was completely blind since Stevie Wonder once came over and playfully strangled him at a party and Boy George was like how could he know where I was or who I was if he is completely blind so you know would Stevie just go up to some random stranger and you know pretend to strangle him he knew that it was okay and that it was Boy George and where Boy
George was so you know it's it's kind of interesting and you know it's it's a fun one because you're like hm basically um somebody said that one Stevie has corrective lenses but that doesn't that he's not completely um anyway is you know don't you think you get tired of that but maybe he liked what happened in the kid and then he just it was too far gone and so he just continues okay here is my favorite Britney Spears one um and it is that Britney Spears was an employee of the George Bush George W Bush Administration okay and it's
interesting again these are the fun ones because they they didn't just find one kind of coincidence they didn't find two that you know it was multiple times right where Britney seemed to be helping them now remember Britney you know the the time of the Bush Administration especially second term of that what coincided with a lot of Britney meltdown time right if you think about 2008 2007 the last couple years of bush and everything like that but there's even there's even some more so what think on January 5th 204 basically when um so a year earlier
so in 2003 when they um blew the cover of CI agent Valerie PL okay so then scooter Luby was indicted right and um he is the inspiration for Matthew br's character on now a week before the the court case was to start Britney went ahead and married Jason Alexander in Las Vegas right and then it was it was annuled and everything like that and what happened was it distracted everybody from the whole um scooter liby thing because all they were talking about was was Britney getting married so that's one of the
things that they use for to support their conspiracy theory right um in April 2006 um Bush's approval rating was at an all-time low 38% and then Britney's seen driving with you know her baby Sean Preston on the lap rather than a car seat and then you know the Child Welfare officials came out the sheriff's department all this kind of stuff then they came out because Shawn was injured in the fall from the high chair and they start stop talking about the the low approval rating basically and just had the debates about whether or not you know your infant could sit in your lap and you know what happens actually with
the high chair and all that kind of stuff okay then in November 2006 um the day before the midterm election Spears announces are split from Kevin Federline and that's all anybody could talk about the next day nobody was really talking about the election they were just talking about okay again this is the the justification um February 2007 Bush told the the Reformation of al-Qaeda okay and then that's the night that Britney sneaked out of rehab and shaved her head and then attacked the paparazzi van with an umbrella okay now to me when I read these things
I think okay they find some crazy Britney thing and then they try and find a George Bush thing um especially with the al-qaed one this just the way okay so March 14th 2007 uh attorney general Alberto Gonzalez admits that mistakes from made in the firing of 8 years attorneys who didn't seem loyal enough to Bush that same day a story is leaked about Brit uh Britney having sex uh in rehab with some musician so um anyway I mean it's interesting and I just it's it's a good one um let's see find oh oh okay I'll do these quickly
cuz this is this is a fun one but so one of the things is that K Rees is Immortal basically they think that people think that he um was Charlamagne and that he has lived as other people throughout time since charl right but the thing is it's kind of cool if you think about keano being Immortal but the problem is nobody could stick to just one okay so everybody thinks that Andrew Garfield was Leon trosky here's people that are celebrities who were considered to be immortal okay um Nicholas Cage because he looked like the that confederate confederate prisoner of war
um then somebody found John Travolta um somebody that looked like him like a 150y old man and so then everybody con is convinced that John Travolta and Nicholas Cage have been in a war for 150 years and that the movie face off was just symbolically them um reliving this 150y old um thing Keo because there was Charlamagne which he supposedly looked like and then there was an actor 150 years ago again with this 150 years ago thing um to this 19th century French actor Serena Williams people think is Immortal Jack Black they thought was the somebody from the Revolutionary War and
that he was working as a single a silver smith and that basically Jack Smith um Jack Black or whatever they think because he collects old coins and then it goes with the silver smith thing um oer Oscar Isaac looks like one of Rafael's friends um Brad Pit uh looks like the guy who made Roar shock in inklot so of course he's um you know also Immortal Jay-Z has been is Immortal um Daniel Radcliffe Harry Potter's Immortal basically um yeah so hi bear everybody's convinced that she um is Dorothy Dandridge um anyway so it just I don't
know it just they go on and on and I mean if you if it's photos that just look like somebody I mean is that really Immortal give me something more solid than that you give me give me something on this conspiracy theory that I can chew on and you know just saying that's not really do it okay um I don't I don't have time to really go over the but basically there is a really good one um about that the CIA murdered Bob Marley and this one has been I didn't I didn't know this Theory but after reading it I'm more convinced of the fact that the CIA
basically the gist of it is that barb M there was a prime minister in Jamaica right and then nobody liked um and the CIA wanted him killed Bob Marley I think was supporting him or something like that and then Bob Marley was almost assassinated along with his whole crew and everything like that and this is a time when you know that kind of thing didn't really happen um so that kind of um blew everybody every was like thinking about that and then what happened was um right at right after that because they had almost killed they had a secret they they played a concert but they didn't really tell anybody you know
where they were going or how they were going to get there or anything like that okay so the thing is is that um what was it okay a week after they appeared at this Smile Jamaica Fest that's where they were even though they were all like injured from being shot okay now one of the people that visited them even though nobody knew how the band was going to get there where they're going after I mean it was it was Hush Hush right one of the people that did manage to get in there somehow um was Carl Colby now he is the son of the
late direct CIA director William Colby okay and he brought with him a gift it was a pair of boots and basically when Marley put them on he said ow and I guess this is on film um the Panama deception or something like that and then he he P it out as a copper wire and it was embedded in the boot in the boot and people are like oh well you know maybe it was with a carcinogenic Toxin and then he got um cancer and here's the thing where they also bring up with kby is that he also played a huge part in bringing OJ Simpson down because he was the star witness at the preliminary hearing you know where they
decided whether or not they was to have a trial right cuz he was he lived next door to Nicole Simpson um and he and his wife both took the scan to testify how awful o is but it's interesting that he would be you know involved in both of those kind of things um okay let's see there okay I'm going to read the crazy Beyonce one quickly um basically that she's not the sister of Salon that she's the mother because Beyonce wasn't born in 1981 she was born in 1974 and I I remember this when it came out because there was somebody at the Department of Health in Texas who was
some kind of you know dug up the records and basically said that Beyonce was born in 1974 and it's another thing that's interesting is that Gabrielle Union who was born in 1972 says that she and Beyonce were best friends when they were teenagers and that would have really been tough to do if Gabrielle was born in 72 and Beyonce was born in ' 81 okay um because let's see Beyonce would have been a teenager in 1994 um and Gabriel Union in 1994 would have been 22 years old so um yeah so I get that so that one's the interesting part
the Gabriel one and then you basically people are saying Beyonce got pregnant at 14 and then Salange was born and then they also think like Kelly's her sister and stuff and I don't know that one um I'm not as much of a believer in that that except for the Gabrielle Union part it's kind of interesting but Gabrielle could just think that she going through the same AG that's you know that's the interesting part about that one now my favorite with Beyonce would of course be the fake pregnancy with Blue Ivy and then she had a surrogate um and one of the things that
I always forget to talk about when I do this it's not so much the stomach collapsing one okay that that is enough for me on its own but number two to that I always forget to talk about but which I have talked about in the past but when like John do brought it up or whatever and I I I I'm remiss think about when Beyonce was pregnant other than have we seen bikini pictures yes have we seen a million other pictures on Instagram yes have we ever seen any of pictures of Bui like her in a bikini or a swimsuit or anything anything that shows a bare
belly Beyonce loves the loves the ground okay and will sit there and take selfies for hours so that that's always been my number one thing that's tied with the bab with the the stomach collapsing right how did they give birth in a Manhattan hospital without any information about the event itself leaking from a third party because I find that really hard to believe you you might not know when she gives birth or anything like that but somebody is going to know that Beyonce showed up to the hospital who is going to leak it there is going to be somebody who was
going to leak it that's just there's too many people you have to cross or see or too many people work in the hospital and somebody says something to somebody else at the hospital there there's just too much of that okay um so it's just it's all those kind of things also the shifting due date remember that um it was they didn't even they didn't even know when the when the baby was going to be born or anything and you know on the on the first one basically you know you're always you know there was the time like at the video music cours where she was like doing the the Megan marle was she
was doing the the and it was just it wasn't good um she said at one point in September before she was born that the D day was in February which means that she would have been 4 months pregnant at the video music Boards right but at a video issued for countdown that same month she said she was 6 months pregnant um which means that she would have been 5 months pregnant at the uh Video Music Awards which would have been the right time for Blue Ivy's January 7th birthday um so anyway if you look at the video for Hardy which was shot basically the
same week as the Video Music Awards um there's no baby bump whatsoever but at the video music award she's cradling what is you know this this huge baby bump right even though again she's only 4 months um then this is this is this is this is my thing the week after the video music Wars okay she was photographed wearing a bikini this is what I'm talking about in Croatia okay there was no baby bone nothing there was nothing okay notada certainly not if you look at a photo of her in the Bikini in Croatia the week after the Video Music
Awards and then you go back and you look at the Red Carpet photo of Beyonce in the red dress or orange you know reddish horn dress where she's cradling the baby bump where she is making a baby bump that basically is way more than a baby bump and then you go look at a Paparazzi photo not a fance kind of photo there's no baby bone none zero okay then the Australia Sunday night interview where she bends down and the baby deflated as she sat down and that got the entire world's notice was the the deflated stomach thing okay and of course um Wendy
Williams God bless her she found two pregnant SNS and did the test with them she had them sit down just like Beyonce sat down for that interview okay um here's what Wendy said on her show now being a woman I had my baby bump many of you have had a baby bumps I never remember squatting just take a look at the video she's either giving birth to a frisbee or Stewie from Family Guy what is that Beyonce I was on bed rest the whole time I'm not exactly sure but I can tell you when I would get out of bed and sit up at a kitchen table I wouldn't
be able to sit like that like I was so concerned about my back and the baby even if five months I sat like stands up and leans back into the chair this um and then basically every um person came to Wendy Williams defense and they said totally 100% agree nobody bends over when they're however many months pregnant she was they they lean back they don't lean forward to get into a chair basically um anyway um oh so the when she when Blue Ivy was born apparently or whatever you know so they spent $1.
3 million basically to secure and redecorate the entire fourth floor of the n nccu Wing at the hospital um after 11:00 p.m. doctors and nurses were barred from entering the fourth floor prompting one doctor to complain that he had patients to see in an effort to keep images from leaking the public Hospital workers Place tape over security cameras forcing employees to turn in cell phones when they arrive for their shifts several security guards spoted patrolling the perimeter of the hospital Saturday night um and then confirmed that a patient named ingr Jackson was in a
labor room um you know here's the thing you know I I just no and there there are no pictures now here's the only thing that she said in 2013 so way after okay during her HBO special life has been a dream she there was a bunch of blurry pregnancy photos and and I mean these things are blurry blurry blurry and she said oh this clears up the whole thing um no it doesn't to me they look photoshopped as hell and you can't even really see anything at all okay she said that she did to clear the um bombs so anyway um and I I just I I don't think
that they did a very good job there's way these were the only photos that they took were these grainy ones that can't tell any let's see what other one do I want to I know I'm way over um you know maybe I can do like a little 30 minute one because I got someone I really want to talk about um got some mer at to may I want to talk about that one some stupid ones like two pockets gaping to Cuba um Taylor Swift stuff more of it um and I've got some some other ones that want to do so maybe I'll make a part two or something anyway so this is the the
basement blast SL Deep dive um hope you enjoy it and I will talk to you guys um very soon
Exploring the Vast World of Esotericism
Esotericism, often shrouded in mystery and intrigue, encompasses a wide array of spiritual and philosophical traditions that seek to delve into the hidden knowledge and deeper meanings of existence. It's a journey of self-discovery, spiritual growth, and the exploration of the interconnectedness of all things.
This mind map offers a glimpse into the vast landscape of esotericism, highlighting some of its major branches and key concepts. From Western traditions like Hermeticism and Kabbalah to Eastern philosophies like Hinduism and Taoism, each path offers unique insights and practices for those seeking a deeper understanding of themselves and the universe.
Whether you're drawn to the symbolism of alchemy, the mystical teachings of Gnosticism, or the transformative practices of yoga and meditation, esotericism invites you to embark on a journey of exploration and self-discovery. It's a path that encourages questioning, critical thinking, and direct personal experience, ultimately leading to a greater sense of meaning, purpose, and connection to the world around us.
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Welcome to "The Chronically Online Algorithm"
1. Introduction: Your Guide to a Digital Wonderland
Welcome to "π¨π»πThe Chronically Online Algorithmπ½". From its header—a chaotic tapestry of emoticons and symbols—to its relentless posting schedule, the blog is a direct reflection of a mind processing a constant, high-volume stream of digital information. At first glance, it might seem like an indecipherable storm of links, videos, and cultural artifacts. Think of it as a living archive or a public digital scrapbook, charting a journey through a universe of interconnected ideas that span from ancient mysticism to cutting-edge technology and political commentary.
The purpose of this primer is to act as your guide. We will map out the main recurring themes that form the intellectual backbone of the blog, helping you navigate its vast and eclectic collection of content and find the topics that spark your own curiosity.
2. The Core Themes: A Map of the Territory
While the blog's content is incredibly diverse, it consistently revolves around a few central pillars of interest. These pillars are drawn from the author's "INTERESTORNADO," a list that reveals a deep fascination with hidden systems, alternative knowledge, and the future of humanity.
This guide will introduce you to the three major themes that anchor the blog's explorations:
* Esotericism & Spirituality
* Conspiracy & Alternative Theories
* Technology & Futurism
Let's begin our journey by exploring the first and most prominent theme: the search for hidden spiritual knowledge.
3. Theme 1: Esotericism & The Search for Hidden Knowledge
A significant portion of the blog is dedicated to Esotericism, which refers to spiritual traditions that explore hidden knowledge and the deeper, unseen meanings of existence. It is a path of self-discovery that encourages questioning and direct personal experience.
The blog itself offers a concise definition in its "map of the esoteric" section:
Esotericism, often shrouded in mystery and intrigue, encompasses a wide array of spiritual and philosophical traditions that seek to delve into the hidden knowledge and deeper meanings of existence. It's a journey of self-discovery, spiritual growth, and the exploration of the interconnectedness of all things.
The blog explores this theme through a variety of specific traditions. Among the many mentioned in the author's interests, a few key examples stand out:
* Gnosticism
* Hermeticism
* Tarot
Gnosticism, in particular, is a recurring topic. It represents an ancient spiritual movement focused on achieving salvation through direct, personal knowledge (gnosis) of the divine. A tangible example of the content you can expect is the post linking to the YouTube video, "Gnostic Immortality: You’ll NEVER Experience Death & Why They Buried It (full guide)". This focus on questioning established spiritual history provides a natural bridge to the blog's tendency to question the official narratives of our modern world.
4. Theme 2: Conspiracy & Alternative Theories - Questioning the Narrative
Flowing from its interest in hidden spiritual knowledge, the blog also encourages a deep skepticism of official stories in the material world. This is captured by the "Conspiracy Theory/Truth Movement" interest, which drives an exploration of alternative viewpoints on politics, hidden history, and unconventional science.
The content in this area is broad, serving as a repository for information that challenges mainstream perspectives. The following table highlights the breadth of this theme with specific examples found on the blog:
Topic Area Example Blog Post/Interest
Political & Economic Power "Who Owns America? Bernie Sanders Says the Quiet Part Out Loud"
Geopolitical Analysis ""Something UGLY Is About To Hit America..." | Whitney Webb"
Unconventional World Models "Flat Earth" from the interest list
This commitment to unearthing alternative information is further reflected in the site's organization, with content frequently categorized under labels like TRUTH and nwo. Just as the blog questions the past and present, it also speculates intensely about the future, particularly the role technology will play in shaping it.
5. Theme 3: Technology & Futurism - The Dawn of a New Era
The blog is deeply fascinated with the future, especially the transformative power of technology and artificial intelligence, as outlined in the "Technology & Futurism" interest category. It tracks the development of concepts that are poised to reshape human existence.
Here are three of the most significant futuristic concepts explored:
* Artificial Intelligence: The development of smart machines that can think and learn, a topic explored through interests like "AI Art".
* The Singularity: A hypothetical future point where technological growth becomes uncontrollable and irreversible, resulting in unforeseeable changes to human civilization.
* Simulation Theory: The philosophical idea that our perceived reality might be an artificial simulation, much like a highly advanced computer program.
Even within this high-tech focus, the blog maintains a sense of humor. In one chat snippet, an LLM (Large Language Model) is asked about the weather, to which it humorously replies, "I do not have access to the governments weapons, including weather modification." This blend of serious inquiry and playful commentary is central to how the blog connects its wide-ranging interests.
6. Putting It All Together: The "Chronically Online" Worldview
So, what is the connecting thread between ancient Gnosticism, modern geopolitical analysis, and future AI? The blog is built on a foundational curiosity about hidden systems. It investigates the unseen forces that shape our world, whether they are:
* Spiritual and metaphysical (Esotericism)
* Societal and political (Conspiracies)
* Technological and computational (AI & Futurism)
This is a space where a deep-dive analysis by geopolitical journalist Whitney Webb can appear on the same day as a video titled "15 Minutes of Celebrities Meeting Old Friends From Their Past." The underlying philosophy is that both are data points in the vast, interconnected information stream. It is a truly "chronically online" worldview, where everything is a potential clue to understanding the larger systems at play.
7. How to Start Your Exploration
For a new reader, the sheer volume of content can be overwhelming. Be prepared for the scale: the blog archives show thousands of posts per year (with over 2,600 in the first ten months of 2025 alone), making the navigation tools essential. Here are a few recommended starting points to begin your own journey of discovery:
1. Browse the Labels: The sidebar features a "Labels" section, the perfect way to find posts on specific topics. Look for tags like TRUTH and matrix for thematic content, but also explore more personal and humorous labels like fuckinghilarious!!!, labelwhore, or holyshitspirit to get a feel for the blog's unfiltered personality.
2. Check the Popular Posts: This section gives you a snapshot of what content is currently resonating most with other readers. It’s an excellent way to discover some of the blog's most compelling or timely finds.
3. Explore the Pages: The list of "Pages" at the top of the blog contains more permanent, curated collections of information. Look for descriptive pages like "libraries system esoterica" for curated resources, or more mysterious pages like OPERATIONNOITAREPO and COCTEAUTWINS=NAME that reflect the blog's scrapbook-like nature.
Now it's your turn. Dive in, follow the threads that intrigue you, and embrace the journey of discovery that "The Chronically Online Algorithm" has to offer.