FUCKINLIOVE THIS GUY!!

That's how it'll be in 2027. The woke mob will come to your house. They'll make you your dog. Borfing, they call it. This isn't actually a preview for the video. I just noticed a lot of YouTube videos are doing this now. It's really [ __ ] annoying. This is a complete nonsequiter. In order for this to happen, your entire frame of reference will have to change. You'll be forced to surrender many things that you now scarcely know you have. I'll never get over that all you people are just me with all the details changed around. I don't really care for it. You know, when I go outside, I expect to be treated a certain way. I am the final page in a book that has been written since the beginning of time immemorial. You are a [ __ ] and you're in my way. Can I tell you something a little gay? I need to love everybody because I know that I just can't love myself otherwise. While yes, that is an incredibly reasonable position to have. Thank you. I don't think that's a crazy notion. Like, it's impossible and annoying. Yeah, but there's a logic to it. I'm too much like everybody else. What amount of leaded gas did I need to huff as a child to turn into John Wayne Gayy? Well, I cannot say, but I bet there's an amount. How many boys did he kill? 40. Am I really any better, having only killed 20? If you don't deserve love, then neither do I. Neither do any of us. Except for those few people that are, you know, they're perfect people. Of course, they deserve love. They're perfect. Those [ __ ] I'm endlessly fascinated by what exactly it is that I'm made of. Am I the stardust of an uncaring universe tossed about by cosmic forces, forced to find meaning in the random elbow jabs this icy [ __ ] of a cosmos throws at random? Or am I the carefully crafted work of something or or everything beyond me and all of us here? What if there is a plan and I just can't see it? Star farts or some old man's strange experiment? What's his game, do you think? Hell, maybe I'm some third thing. Is that what non-binary means? I never asked because I thought asking might get me fired. And I never Googled it because I figured the answer was annoying. All I know is I'm gay, I'm racist, and I'm [ __ ] terrified of everything all the time. We obsess over violence. We write stories about violence, about how violence changes us. But at the end of the day, it's just a tool that some people use to get what they want, you know. And the people that use it as a tool, well, they they tend to want a lot. Yes, I have a stride my proud steed laying waste to numerous kingdoms. I have slaughtered their men, enslaved their children, and taken their women as my wives. My harum now numbers in the hundreds. But could it be that I have too much love to give? I want a bigger herm, quieter, bustier, prettier. These ones, they're they're a little screamy for my taste. I want your [ __ ] I'm going to kill you and I'm going to take it. I'm doing this cuz I'm stronger than you. You can't stop me. Why would anyone bother to stop me? This has happened a million times. No one is coming to save you because there is no one else. There are the weak and there are the hungry trapped together here forever. What is your rebuttal to the bandit/goon/ Apache/ Mongol/conistador/viking/ you really just can't give white people boats? You give us boats, no one's [ __ ] safe. Hunger has teeth. What does love have? It's not that love is fake, you know? It's not that it doesn't matter. It's powerful. Obviously, if you're a human, you understand this, but it's not enough. It never has been because hunger has teeth. Because hunger teaches the lesson that love's a waste of [ __ ] time. Anyway, love takes off the masks that we fear we cannot live without. And know we cannot live within. I use the word love here not merely in the personal sense, but as a state of being or a state of grace. Not in the infantile American sense of being made happy, but in the tough and universal sense of quest and daring and growth. I don't think there can be a point to any of this. There can't be a point. Unless somehow all of a sudden, inexplicably, as if by [ __ ] magic, love suddenly becomes enough. Unless the point is the hunger. You can't build a future with teeth. You You eat the future with teeth. That's the worst part. You know, when right-wing people talk about the weak, right? When they see a hungry mouth, they cannot conceive that it won't bite them. That's all their hungry mouth has ever done to anyone. Oh my god, the bum is coming right for my health insurance. Deadbeat dad talking about [ __ ] rockets. He doesn't even have the balls to have a herum. He uses IVF who wants to be a dad but not a father and also doesn't want to come inside of a woman. What sort of a deranged freak is this mutant supposed to be? Who could love this man who like he isn't even evil in a way that I can understand? It demands great spiritual resilience not to hate the hater whose foot is on your neck and an even greater miracle of perception and charity not to teach your child to hate. Let me tell you, it is a pain in the ass moving to a new place. You got to rent a truck and eat gas station hot dogs and think about your life choices. And then finally, at the end, you're in a place that isn't yours. These walls, they are strange and confusing, and they are not mine. Oh, thank God it came in. My Corvette calendar. Oh, yes, it has reinforced my sense of self. I just love Corvettes. The lines of them, they they tickle my brain. My humanity is restored. I'm real again. But there's a problem. And that problem is a hole in the wall. I'm talking about those nefarious thumbtacks, those nails that destroy the walls. What's the alternative, though? Like tape? You think I'm going to tape this part of my soul to the wall? 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We are all the sacred stewards of the earth with great and ancient culture that came free with your human life. As far as this nation is concerned, we are all the bastard children of broken empires. We are by necessity all in this together. Unless the point is the hunger, then get the [ __ ] out of my way. I don't give a [ __ ] about your ancient ass culture. Whatever gay [ __ ] you just made up, I'm here to [ __ ] eat. We are leaving what I first thought to be a hilarious cultural moment. Hilarious, but fundamentally harmless. An algorithmically induced dream which would last only until we finally stirred. Shut up. For a few years, I would have to hear about black girl magic. Black girl magic. Or uh oh man. Oh, that awful, awful, stupid historical eye that they would make maps to freedom in their hair during slavery. I know African-Americans specifically have been given a complex about their hair. I'm sorry about that. I'm assuming this historical lie is a symptom of that. You expect me to not laugh at this rhetoric? And I'm not even laughing in a means way. It's just funny. You're saying funny things to me. Black girl magic. For some though, this was not funny at all. This time was the height of sin. An aggressive and unwarranted war upon the white man. How dare you disparage white men. I'll have you know that me and my garage refrigerator do not care for your rhetoric one bit. When my dog is done licking my entire [ __ ] face, I will have some words for you. I thought it was mostly funny and a little sad because it did speak to something real. Everything's got to be a little funny. That's how my brains stay in the container. But what if this past decade has not been funny? Well, it has been, but what if it was also dangerous? What if this bizarre corporate non ideology dealt irreversible damage to any and all social issues it touched upon? I laughed at the rhetoric. I thought what was beneath it was, you know, real and sincere, and it was just being expressed poorly. Most people don't think about what is beneath the actual rhetoric. I really mean that there was no love in the church. It was a mask for hatred and self-hatred and despair. We allowed Beyonce to say, "Racism said, "I can't be a country star." And we pretended that not only meant something, it meant something real and it was powerful. If you let the feed feed you, if you just if you just receive whatever they give you, you may begin to assume that any art or writing about race is actually [ __ ] horrible, condescending garbage made for babies by the Disney Corporation. That is what was pushed. That's what it's been like for 10 [ __ ] years. That is what goes viral. That is what is discussed because there's no money in the real [ __ ] No, I'm sorry to say the Beyonce country album is not another volume in Beyonce's yearslong project to surface and pay tribute to black culture. Beyonce makes music for gays to do poppers and [ __ ] each other to. There's nothing wrong with that. I am homophobic, but makes no make no mistake. That's a product of jealousy. Just getting off with the boys sounds so simple. So elegant. Talking about Beyonce like she's Maya [ __ ] Angelo does not make Beyonce better. It makes no one feel the need to find Maya Angelo. Beyonce is just as good. I know why the caged bird sings is one of the best sentences ever written in the English language. Like I know why the caged bird sings. That's not a sentence a person writes. That's a sentence an angel says. It just pops down to earth and it just says it and it fixes your cognitive [ __ ] defect and then it's gone. Did Maya Angelo have black girl magic? Anyone that needs to watch this video isn't going to watch it, but what the [ __ ] else am I going to do? This summer is going to be a [ __ ] nightmare. And God gave Noah the rainbow sign. No more water the fire next time. This video is happening for uh two reasons. Uh number one, a friend of mine watched Eraser Head. I've I've known him for years. He called it woke. Number two, I read some beautiful essays by a beautiful man. So, eraser head. Um, it's woke. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you. So, the reason he said that is I'm sorry that I'm about to tell you the reason that the man you don't know thought Eraser Head was woke. Could you imagine a more unpleasant thing to [ __ ] learn? There's something in your head now that I'm kicking the [ __ ] out so that you can learn why Eraser Head is woke. So, he said it was woke because he thought it was criticizing um toxic masculinity. He thought that was what the film was made to criticize. So, for the sake of argument, let's say it is. It's [ __ ] Eraser Head. I don't know what it's about. I ain't a movie guy. Uh it's a Lynch movie. So, like I don't know. It's about black girl magic. But let's say my friend is absolutely right. And that's what Eraser Head is about. There is a dark dominating side to male sexuality. Art has been made about that. A lot of it by men, some of which I really like because it's not condescending. It's an exploration of the human condition which I accompany the film through. Jesus, is this [ __ ] necessary? The whole eraser head thing sort of [ __ ] me up clearly. It triggered a really disconcerting thought. Woke [ __ ] and anti-woke [ __ ] whatever. They're defined to me by being mean-spirited and shallow critiques of contemporary social issues which deserve and need depth and nuance. You know that old that old sound bite, it's sort of gone now. I don't hear it much anymore, but you couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. That is absolutely true. You're correct. You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. Blazing Saddles, if it was made now, would be about trans helicopter cowboys. It would be produced by the Daily Wire. It would be really [ __ ] mean and not funny because the culture war stuff wants to be mean. It doesn't want to be funny. It doesn't want to entertain you. I'm not saying both sides are the same. They're obviously not. And I I don't want to play that game. What I'm saying is that both sides do have the same method of propaganda. Shut. Shut. I won't hear it. It comes in the form of memes and content and it is super [ __ ] annoying. We talk about the right side of history. As someone that loves history, I got to tell you, there isn't one. Every new generation reaches new conclusions on the questions that we all ask throughout our entire lives. My problem with my own generation's answers to these questions is that I think they are algorithmically generated. We are reaching, I believe, inhuman conclusions on what human life means on both an individual and societal level. The machines don't want to help you. They want you to keep looking. I've said it before. We're already controlled by AI like Skynet already won. It's [ __ ] embarrassing. We were broken by Nick Fuentes tweets. Tariq Nenefeed talking about buck breaking. It'll be in textbooks. All right. Now, you're probably wondering what the [ __ ] point of this video is. Well, it has two reasons for existing and consequently two purposes. Number one, I'm asking you to please read The Fire Next Time by James Baldwin. Number two, I am no longer asking. Have you ever picked up a classic book and there's some introduction by some no-name [ __ ] face at the beginning, you know, talking about how important this classic is and how good it is that you bought it? Well, thank you long- winded unnecessary introduction. I had no idea this Donkeote son of a [ __ ] was such a big shot. This is the lowbrow internet [ __ ] post version of that. I guess it's just a thing I make now. An internet dipshit's guide to real books that will teach you how to be human. The indigenous gamers of this channel will be clothed and taught the ways of civilization or else. Here's the problem. It's both woke and a little problematic. I said yikes. This is not a good look many a time. This is because the book constitutes the worldview of a sensitive and thoughtful man during violent and difficult times. It is a thoughtful book which certainly contains thoughts you won't agree with. But I can promise one thing. It is filled with black girl magic. Y'all stopped using that phrase. I won't let you forget it. What is white man magic? The ability to conjure a lifted truck by sacrificing your credit score. This is the problem with those stupid introductions to all those classic books. The fact is I'm wasting your time. The classic stands on its own. The classic is the whole reason any of this matters in the first place. And yet the introduction has to exist because maybe, just maybe, it doesn't stand on its own anymore. Maybe 1984 is a [ __ ] meme. Maybe stoicism is just this aesthetic you drape your [ __ ] Twitter in. Maybe the fire next time is woke. It's woke. I can't I I've become liptarted. Oh no. Who Who could have thought it could happen to me? I cannot let time do that to this book. It was banned in Arizona schools. I don't think that people can read in Arizona anyway, but I I need you to read it. If you're in Arizona, have an adult read it for you. Maybe, just maybe, it'll change the way you think. Maybe the way you think is actually sort of [ __ ] and wrong right now. Did that ever occur to you? So, you're going to read it, right? No. Okay, fine. That you don't want to read 100 pages about a sad uh civil rights leader, gay and black man in the '60s coping with the life that he was unfortunately made to live through. Okay, you want me to sell it? I can sell it. It talks about Yakub and yeah, it's pretty [ __ ] funny. The fire next time deals not only with racism and pulls no punches about it, but also criticizes the militant movements of the time in which it was written, such as the Nation of Islam, the militant black faith, which is the source of the peculiar myth of Yakub. At this point, I guess most people know Yakub, but describing Yakub, you know, that is always the fun. This might be the last time I ever get to do it. Yakub was a black child mocked by the other children for his massive five head. Yakub utilizing his knowledge of genetics and the discipline of tricknology, the science of tricks, would create the white race. Hy jinks ensue. James Baldwin had dinner with the Nation of Islam's then leader Elijah Muhammad. The two discussed many heavy heavy subjects, as you could imagine, rarely agreed. Baldwin, despite being a very Christian man, absolutely understood the appeal of the Muslim group. When presented with an argument that was, yeah, sort of [ __ ] hilarious. Black girl magic. He treated the subject with shocking tact. He can see where the lie comes from. He was a way better person than me in every way imaginable. And I'm in a bad mood, so I'm not going to do the same. The universe, which is not merely the stars and the moon and the planets, flowers, grass, and trees, but other people, has evolved no terms for your existence, has made no room for you. And if love will not swing wide the gates, no other power will or can. And if one despaires, as who is not, of human love, God's love alone is left. But God, and I felt this even then, so long ago on that tremendous church floor unwillingly, is white. Isn't that the saddest [ __ ] you ever heard? I Baldwin, he doesn't just throw in a bunch of buzzwords and catchphrases. He contrasts the buzzwords and catchphrases, how how shallow and weak they are compared to his actual lived experience. James Baldwin, to paraphrase Hemingway, sat down at a typewriter and bled. Beyonce does not bleed. Unless Becky with the good hair deems it so. They turned your social movement into a marketing campaign. And when people pointed that out to you, you said you love the marketing campaign. I don't give a [ __ ] if you think I'm racist. You lost. Call me whatever you want. Like, what is important is that now I have to deal with all this [ __ ] you made. And I can only find consolation in the fact that you have to deal with it, too. But I find no consolation in that because you're too much like me. I want to pin this on something. Just it's like it's like I've always been walking around with some [ __ ] problem. I'm missing something. I had something. Someone took it from me. This is unique to me. No one else feels this way. I I don't know what it is that I'm missing. I had it here and now it's gone. And I did the Jews take it. Hey guys, I decided I'm going to start doing an outro because so many of you have thankfully decided to uh contribute to my Patreon. And I appreciate that. Um, especially in this rough time where YouTube removed me from the partner program for like extremist rhetoric or hate groups or whatever the [ __ ] which is nice because so many other YouTubers have built careers on funneling others into hate groups. So, you know, that's nice that I'm the one paying the price for this. Please bother YouTube on Twitter about it. Just ask why. I would like them to examine the pos their position. Frankly, that's all I want. So, don't be don't be mean. There's that won't help anyone. Trust me. Yeah. No. Uh, thank you for your support. I'm sorry this one may be a little messy. Yeah. Thank you as always for your support. Thank you for watching. Like, subscribe, what have you. Uh, yep. Adios. Thank you again. [Music]