The Celebrity Black Eye Club Gets A New Member - YouTube
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hey everybody with Diane von furstenberg's recent black eye it got me to thinking that we haven't talked about the black eye Club in a while now one Theory suggests the existence of a black eye Club is a secret society that performs initiation rituals involving blows to the Head another theory proposes these bruises are caused by alien abductions or Soul scalping or reptilian entity called ver to take control of the human body Through The Eyes some speculate that black ey's a side effect of taking adrenochrome right a chemical derived
from adrenaline that's thought to provide Euphoria and anti-aging effects well here is Diane von first andberg now she said that she suffered a bad fall she said upon arrival in La I fell on the pavement and hit my forehead now she's 78 years old she said does not look good for sure but grateful nothing more serious I am owning it applying lots of gel and happy it was not worse owning it is the secret of survival okay what about Jay Lena that's the one that everybody been talking about nobody believes his story do we
believe Diane's do we believe Jay's because Jay's story was very fluid it kept changing and it wasn't the first time that Jay had showed up all black and blue but apparently he had fell down Hill outside of Pennsylvania Hampton in broke his wrist sustained severe bruising but he said you know don't believe everything there's a lot of accidents in between you don't even hear about okay a lot of accidents he said I came out of the hotel and I asked him where's a place to eat and an employee said oh down this hill I said the
restaurant's down there how do I get down there I don't have a car I'll just go down this hill it doesn't look that bad and he says he took one step and immediately fell he says as I was falling I see these two elderly ladies and this is where the story gets kind of hanky one of them goes that looks like Jay Leno falling down the hill the other goes why would Jay Leno be in Greensburg he lives in California and then when I hit the ground they came over my face is bleeding they go oh it's Jay Leno and that the women then offered to give him
a ride to the restaurant okay but I thought the restaurant was just right down the hill and here's the other thing when he changed his story later he said said that the reason he slipped was pouring rain okay so these two elderly ladies they're just hanging out in the rain at the bottom of a hill at a parking lot next to a hotel and they could recognize him through the rain that it was Jay Leno okay what about Pope Francis well back in you know he was in Colombia and he said that he banged his head on the pope Mobile's plexiglass
shielding when his driver stopped short he said I got bashed okay Jennifer Lopez look at this one and she said that it was a very unusual story she said but sometimes when I record records I'd lie down on the floor and they put the mic above me the engineer was like switching the microphone and it fell and was like literally a 50 lb waiting so 50 lbs directly onto the eye do he believe her no probably not Adam Sanders had numerous black guys he showed up at the 2011 People's Choice Awards with a black guy on The Tonight Show in 2014 he
appeared with Drew marmore with a black guy and then in June of 2022 he showed up again on The Tonight Show with the black guy and he has all these different kinds of stories oh it was a cell phone oh it was basketball oh it was this now the thing is all three times he was promoting movies in 2011 Just Go With It with Jennifer Aniston 2014 hustle with Drew bar Moore and then the latter time Jennifer Aniston again for murder mystery too George Bush also a frequent black eye getter but this particular one you're
looking at was from he said a snowball fight okay then there was one when he fell off his bike and then there was another one where he was hit in the face by a microphone stand when it swung around and whacked him during a speech again powerful microphones that are causing these black eyes Lady Gaga she said that she got smacked on the head with a pole Reese Witherspoon she said that she got hit by a car while out jogging and then she also said that she's always been very afraid of being hit by a car and then she gets hit by a
car Prince philli badly bruised ey at a reception to commemorate the 800th anniversary of magn Carta okay Buckingham Palace did not respond to inquiries about it prince Andrew black ey when he attended the CEST Mount baton of Burma's funeral in June of 2017 when asked at the time about the injury a Buckingham Palace spokesperson said this is not something we would comment on maybe it happened at the same time as Elizabeth Eary cuz hers was also in 2017 and she's never commented how it happened she just took the
photo Boy George was pictured with bruising around his left eye at the Brit Awards in 2014 he said it was fashion victim makeup Robert Downey Jr it's event back in 2005 he also sported a black eye so what is it with the black eye Club is it just a bunch of celebrities that are very careless or is there something much much more that's it for this one you guys I will talk to you later